Humor Quotes
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Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
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I think I have always had a little humor.
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I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.
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I met this cowboy with a brown paper hat, paper waistcoat and paper trousers. He was wanted for rustling.
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
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I felt as out of place as a left-handed violinist in a crowded string section.
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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
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With one out in the first, Dave Roberts looks a lot better than the last time he pitched against the Padres!
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For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.
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This predilection of bright women to twist themselves into bizarre submissive postures from which only humor can release them is something die-hard feminists will never address. But Iris and I were in agreement: there is nothing that warms a smart girl's heart like the smile on the face of a sadist.
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Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
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Six Secrets to Being a Successful Humorist 1. Be scared, unhappy, and an outcast as a kid. 2. Drop out of high school. 3. Spend time alone. 4. Don't take a comedy course. 5. Read other humorists but don't worship them. 6. Don't get your hopes up.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game.
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
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The only advantage to wearing glasses is that you can do that dramatic removal.
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My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."
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A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
