Humor Quotes
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I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist.
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If Disney still wants to make Epcot Center futuristic, they could do so by blowing the place up with an atom bomb.
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I gave him a compliment! All right, I told him he probably would've made, like, a really expensive slave in the, like, in the olden-timey days.
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I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.
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And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.
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Humor is what happens when we're told the truth quicker and more directly than we're used to.
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I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
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I think we're always looking for ways to inject a sense of humor into our music.
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You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."
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Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
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For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.
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Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.
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You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
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The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
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Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
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It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
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I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
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There's a deep fly ball... Winfield goes back, back... his head hits the wall ... it's rolling towards second base.
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
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A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
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Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game.
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I'm not too modest of a person. I've got a pretty blue sense of humor.
