Humor Quotes
Good humor, like the jaundice, makes every one of its own complexion.
Elizabeth Inchbald
I think humor is often a very powerful tool to be able to express ideas that are heavy.
Camille Henrot
We’re never satisfied when it comes to food. ‘You know what’d be good on this burger? A ham sandwich. Instead of a bun, let’s use two donuts. That way we can have it for breakfast. Look out McGriddle. Here comes the donut-ham-hamburger!’
Jim Gaffigan
And when we take ourselves too seriously, we are grim about the brothers and sisters, especially the dissenting ones, and there will be no health in us and no healing humor.
Walter Brueggemann
Sanguillen is totally unpredictable to pitch to because he's so unpredictable.
Jerry Coleman
I rang the bell of this small bed-and breakfast place, whereupon a lady appeared at an outside window. "What do you want?", she asked. "I want to stay here", I replied. "Well, stay there then", she said and closed the window.
Chic Murray
Jazz is musical humor. The noun jazz describes a modern American technique for the playing of any music, accompanied by noise called harmony, and interpolated instrumental effects. It also describes music exhibiting influence of that technique which has as its traditional object to secure the effects of surprise, or in the broadest sense, humor.
Bix Beiderbecke
It's a very important skill set for an actor to be able to bring the humor into any moment, whether you're doing drama or comedy.
Nathaniel Buzolic
I think I have always had a little humor.
Marilyn Monroe
You ever look for the remote control, but you can't find it, so you just decide, "Ah, guess I'm not watching TV. I'm not gonna take two steps and turn it on myself. I'll go to the gym if I'm going to work out."
Jim Gaffigan
Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
Edward Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Baron Lytton
For me, it would be very difficult to express an opinion about our times without humor. I don't think you could do that.
Camille Henrot
The boat was so old; it must have been launched when Long John Silver had two legs and an egg on his shoulder.
Chic Murray
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
Trailing 5-1, the Padres added an insurance run in the eighth inning.
Jerry Coleman
Now don't get me wrong, I love animals, but I like eatin' 'em more... fun to pet, better to chew.
Jim Gaffigan
Humor has been a fashioning instrument in America, cleaving its way through the national life, holding tenaciously to the spread elements of that life. Its mode has often been swift and coarse and ruthless, beyond art and beyond established civilization. It has engaged in warfare against the established heritage, against the bonds of pioneer existence. Its objective --the unconscious objective of a disunited people --has seemed to be that of creating fresh bonds, a new unity, the semblance of a society and the rounded completion of an American type.
Constance Rourke
Viewers know that I have a weird sense of humor, but that I'm serious about the game.
Alex Trebek
