Humor Quotes
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I will say that as I get older and calmer and quieter in my own self, the one quality in a woman that I find more and more attractive is kindness. A sense of adventure and humor is important too, but I truly find kindness and consideration for others to be the most attractive thing in anyone.
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In business, there are times when you disagree, and sometimes it turns out that you're just plain wrong. Humor takes away tension and helps you realize you're wrong.
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I don't think there's anything to be afraid of. Failure brings great rewards - in the life of an artist.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
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The game in St. Louis has been halted in the fourth inning because of rain. I'll bet they have the jacuzzis going there.
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Vincent Price did Oscar Wilde on Broadway, and I think he probably did it because he was almost like an Oscar Wilde. He had that brilliant humor.
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Sometimes big trees grow out of acorns - I think I heard that from a squirrel.
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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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A lot of my humor does come from anger. It's like, you're not gonna pull one over on me - which is pretty much my motto anyways.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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The sky is so clear today you can see all the way to Missouri.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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A crisis + time = humor.
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Rich Folkers is throwing 'em up in the bullpen.
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When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering.
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You think when gym teachers were younger, they're thinking, "You know, I want to teach...but I don't want to read. How about kickball for 40 years?"
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I believe in irony. And if V-Day has taught me anything, it's that if you go out with artistic, outrageous irony and humor, people are drawn to it.
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Seize the moment. Remember all those women on the 'Titanic' who waved off the dessert cart.
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
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A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
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If you can get humor and seriousness at the same time, you've created a special little thing, and that's what I'm looking for, because if you get pompous, you lose everything.
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Edwards missed getting Stearns at third base by an eyeball.
