Tommy Cooper Quotes
I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
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Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
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You don't always make an out. Sometimes the pitcher gets you out.
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He that climbs the tall tree has won right to the fruit, He that leaps the wide gulf should prevail in his suit.
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I hear a lot of bad TV commercials that try to sound like Where It's At. That pretty much turned me off from using the electric piano for a lot of years.
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When I came to MSNBC, its identity as the place for politics was growing.
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With the scale of our traffic, content library and monetization ability, we are confident to see profitable growth in the future.
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I owe everything to France.
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I would really like to play someone contemporary, as I've done lots of period pieces. I would love to play an American bimbo or a grimy Londoner. But I'm probably more suited in people's minds to playing a corseted victim.
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The heart of Univision – and what we do – is here in Miami.
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Our dreaming capacity gives us a peep into the glorious realities that await us further on. It is the evidence of things possible to us.
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The success of 'Dhruva' has given me more satisfaction than any of my previous hits, simply because the audience accepted the film even though it was experimental. I really hope this kind of acceptance makes experimental cinema the new mainstream cinema.
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My goal is definitely a gold medal still in Rio.
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Ideals are like stars; you will not succeed in touching them with your hands. But like the seafaring man on the desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them you will reach your destiny.
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As female artists, we have to be constantly criticized for the way that we look, the way that we dress, on a whole other level that men don't have to face.
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I think it's like a relay race. You run, and you hand over the baton, and your kids pick it up. They take the stuff they want, throw the rest away, and keep running. That's what life is about.
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But, in the name of the experimental method and out of our poor knowledge, are we really entitled to claim that everything happens by chance, to the exclusion of all other possibilities?
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Perfectly ordered disorder designed with a helter-skelter magnificence.
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The only thing that relaxes me is archery. That's why I have to have apartments with gardens.
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As a man of colour, I've spent my life asking people to see me for who I am. With Obama in the White House, it feels like people have finally caught up to where I've been most of my life.
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God is playing my guitar, I am with God when I play.
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There is a loud cry in these days for clues that shall guide the plain man through the vast bewildering labyrinth of printed volumes.
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Capital punishment is against the best judgment of modern criminology and, above all, against the highest expression of love in the nature of God.
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You can analyse a joke and say it's funny because this guy thought this was going to happen, and that happened, and it's surprising. But not all surprising things are funny.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day. Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.
