Humor Quotes
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I believe in irony. And if V-Day has taught me anything, it's that if you go out with artistic, outrageous irony and humor, people are drawn to it.
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You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.
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Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.
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Don't let your mind stop you from having a good time.
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The reward for conformity is that everyone likes you but yourself.
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I think it's because it's so different and it takes risks. Plus, it's really smart humor. It gives the audience credit in terms of not needing to tell them when to laugh. I love that about the show. There's no laugh track.
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Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.
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Seeing is believing to most families who have lived with a drinker.
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The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
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There's two heads to every coin.
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A lot of my work deals with this emotion of discouragement or fear, and this emotion cannot be approached without humor because then things become indigestible. You don't want to eat them; you don't want to be in contact with them.
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It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?
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Their demeanor is invariably morose, sullen, clownish and repulsive. I should think there is not, on the face of the earth, a people so entirely destitute of humor, vivacity, or the capacity for enjoyment.
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That's where humour lives for me. In the body. The Steve Martin kind of stuff or Jim Carrey, that's what I like. I've always felt that's what I would like to do.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit.
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Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable.
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I love British humor. It's just so - surreal.
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DeShaies is like a clock out there. Every other pitch goes one way or the other.
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Stephen King has inspired me with his humor and honesty, and his admonition that the author's job is to tell the truth.
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One does not have humor. It has you.
