Humor Quotes
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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
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The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
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Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow. There are events and personal experiences that call forth seriousness but they are fewer than most of us think.
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Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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I love British humor. It's just so - surreal.
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I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that turned out to be 'Rock Lobster,' and it was hilarious. He was just trying to be funny. His guitar style made it moodier, and it really is a driving song, but it does have that funny humor to it.
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A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.
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It's odd how violence and humor so often go together, isn't it?
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I love puns. I've been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor.
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There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity, of humor or anything organic, and I was really angry at the place. But then today I feel completely different - I love L.A.!
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There's two heads to every coin.
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Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, yes there's a certain something that you retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy that you can't laugh at others.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
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A lot of my work deals with this emotion of discouragement or fear, and this emotion cannot be approached without humor because then things become indigestible. You don't want to eat them; you don't want to be in contact with them.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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One does not have humor. It has you.
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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
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You haven't got a letter on yours," George observed. "I suppose she thinks you don't forget your name. But we're not stupid-we know we're called Gred and Forge.
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Conservative humor is frankly harder than liberal humor. You get points for just being liberal. You can get more points if you make fun of your own side sometimes.
