Humor Quotes
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
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He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books".
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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
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Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.
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Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
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Rowling is a luminous storyteller. I love her sense of humor and the intricate wizarding world she built around Hogwarts. I think all writers aspire to be like her, to capture readers like she does. But I didn't think about 'Harry Potter' when I wrote 'The Bone Season.'
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Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
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Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, yes there's a certain something that you retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy that you can't laugh at others.
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There's two heads to every coin.
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A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
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I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that turned out to be 'Rock Lobster,' and it was hilarious. He was just trying to be funny. His guitar style made it moodier, and it really is a driving song, but it does have that funny humor to it.
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I'm sick to death of people saying we've made 11 albums that sounds exactly the same, Infact, we've made 12 albums that sound exactly the same.
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A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.
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Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
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If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
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Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to GCMG ('God Calls Me God').
