Humor Quotes
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The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.
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I think that villains who are just brawn, muscles and weapons are boring. So I always try to find intelligence in my villains and also a sense of humor whenever that is possible.
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He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books".
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My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
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There is nothing better than humor to keep a marriage going.
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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Childishness? I think it's the equivalent of never losing your sense of humor. I mean, yes there's a certain something that you retain. It's the equivalent of not getting so stuffy that you can't laugh at others.
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Seriousness is the refuge of the shallow. There are events and personal experiences that call forth seriousness but they are fewer than most of us think.
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A decrepit society shuns humor as a decrepit individual shuns drafts.
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If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
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Economists state their GNP growth projections to the nearest tenth of a percentage point to prove they have a sense of humor.
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The original WAS a fun film. [Paul] Verhoeven made a couple of 'Robocops' that were so great, too. I think the level of excitement is great and Arnie [Schwarzenegger] was particularly charismatic with that chopped up English, and the size of the man with his confidence and sense of humor.
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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
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A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
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Members rise from CMG (known sometimes in Whitehall as 'Call Me God') to KCMG ('Kindly Call Me God') to GCMG ('God Calls Me God').
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Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.
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The best way to make your audience laugh is to start laughing yourself.
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I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.
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I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
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I came to work one day, and Ricky was playing music on his guitar, just snickering. He played me the riff that turned out to be 'Rock Lobster,' and it was hilarious. He was just trying to be funny. His guitar style made it moodier, and it really is a driving song, but it does have that funny humor to it.
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The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
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Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
