Humor Quotes
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
Dabney Coleman
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Fun is about as good a habit as there is.
Jimmy Buffett
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I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives.
Rebecca Wells
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You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.
Viggo Mortensen
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I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.
Inga Muscio
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What we're doing is fun - if you have any sense of humor at all!
Calvin Klein
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That was like swatting June bugs off a fly.
Jerry Coleman
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Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
Jerry Coleman
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Humor is the harmony of the heart.
Douglas Jerrold
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I like working on stories where I can explore the darker corners of childhood without illustrations but with humor.
Kate Klise
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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
Jerry Coleman
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My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift.
J. Tillman
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Ron Guidry is not very big, maybe 140 pounds, but he has an arm like a lion.
Jerry Coleman
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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is tongue-in-cheek and has a sense of humor about itself. But it's nothing like 'Deadpool.' 'Deadpool' is this super-bizarre thing. The best thing about it is that it's R-rated.
T. J. Miller
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
Rachael Ray
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Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.
Lara Flynn Boyle
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In some sort of crude sense, which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose.
J. Robert Oppenheimer
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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
D. H. Lawrence
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Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
Garry Trudeau
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e. e. cummings
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jerry Coleman
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
Carl Hiaasen
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
Jerry Coleman
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I don't happen to have a sense of humor personally, so I don't know what's funny about a character... This happens to be a feature of my life generally.
Wallace Shawn