Humor Quotes
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Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
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I try to cope with everything through humor.
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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.
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A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
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The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.
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For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.
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My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift.
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What Taika Watiti still bring to it Hunt for the Wilderpeople, it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand, or what our sensibilities, our sense of humor, how we come together, how easy it would be, feels like. You know, we have a small population and so you know the bizarreness of the police getting involved in this manhunt, how the men... And then eventually, the army all get intwines.
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I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.
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I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.
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If you're that hypersensitive about color and don't have a sense of humor, don't marry out of your race.
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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Don't let your mind stop you from having a good time.
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The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
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I can imagine no more comfortable frame of mind for the conduct of life than a humorous resignation.
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Cats always seem so very wise, when staring with their half-closed eyes. Can they be thinking, I'll be nice, and maybe she will feed me twice?
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor.
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Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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Russian humor is to adapt or make some sense or nonsense out of the insanity of their lives.
