Humor Quotes
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Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
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Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is tongue-in-cheek and has a sense of humor about itself. But it's nothing like 'Deadpool.' 'Deadpool' is this super-bizarre thing. The best thing about it is that it's R-rated.
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
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I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor.
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Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.
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The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.
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Sure, I am funny and have a good sense of humor. Mostly, though, I just tell the truth. The internal dialogue people have in their heads - I just write it.
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The world likes humor, but it treats it patronizingly. It decorates its serious artists with laurel, and its wags with Brussels sprouts.
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Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
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Things can be funny only when we are in fun. When we're 'dead earnest,' humor is the only thing that is dead.
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.
