Humor Quotes
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Humor is the harmony of the heart.
Douglas Jerrold
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My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
Karen Duffy
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I don't feel any need to play the role of the clown. In my private life I take a break from humor.
Gad Elmaleh
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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
Adam Sandler
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'Guardians of the Galaxy' is tongue-in-cheek and has a sense of humor about itself. But it's nothing like 'Deadpool.' 'Deadpool' is this super-bizarre thing. The best thing about it is that it's R-rated.
T. J. Miller
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I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives.
Rebecca Wells
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I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.
Patricia Clarkson
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The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
e. e. cummings
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I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.
Zach Galifianakis
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My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.
Carl Hiaasen
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Finley is going over to get a new piece of bat.
Jerry Coleman
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Feminist humor raises consciousness. And the reason it's funny is because it stands something on its head. Goodness knows you've got to have a sense of humor if you do feminism full-time, I tell you.
Eleanor Smeal
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The subconscious mind has no sense of humor and people often joke themselves into unhappy experiences.
Florence Scovel Shinn
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I loved Peter Sellers. I thought he was the perfect mix of physical comedy with out-of-the-box humor. I loved his tone; I loved his physicality; I loved everything about what he was doing as a comedic actor.
J. B. Smoove
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There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity, of humor or anything organic, and I was really angry at the place. But then today I feel completely different - I love L.A.!
Naomi Watts
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
Jerry Coleman
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Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?
Tom Stoppard
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
Jerry Coleman
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
Rachael Ray
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Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
Jerry Coleman
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
Adam Carolla
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Robert Walker as Bruno was excellent. He had elegance and humor, and the proper fondness for his mother.
Patricia Highsmith
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All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way.
Patrick Warburton
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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
William Howard Taft