Humor Quotes
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I don't think humor is forced upon my universe; it's a part of it.
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The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'
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The ex-left-hander Dave Roberts will be going for Houston.
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I tend to like dry humor.
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All I try to do is as earnestly and as acutely as I can, conceive a character and try to portray this character just honestly. If the humor is within the absurdity and the awfulness of situations, then let it be seen that way.
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Rowling is a luminous storyteller. I love her sense of humor and the intricate wizarding world she built around Hogwarts. I think all writers aspire to be like her, to capture readers like she does. But I didn't think about 'Harry Potter' when I wrote 'The Bone Season.'
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I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
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Thomas is racing for it, but McCovey is there and can't get his glove to it. That play shows the inexperience, not on Thomas' part, but on the part of Willie McC ... well, not on McCovey's part either.
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If Pete Rose brings the Reds in first, they ought to bronze him and put him in cement.
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It is quite true, as some poets said, that the God who created man must have had a sinister sense of humor, creating him a reasonable being, yet forcing him to take this ridiculous posture, and driving him with blind craving for this ridiculous performance.
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My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.
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Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
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Humor has bailed me out of more tight situations than I can think of. If you go with your instincts and keep your humor, creativity follows. With luck, success comes, too.
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My family has been amazing, and they understand how blessed I am. They've been able to keep my sense of humor.
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Ozzie makes a leaping, diving stop, shovels to Fernando and everybody drops everything.
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Montefusco bare-hands it and throws him out. That grounder will make you a traveling salesman in a hurry!
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Can someone please explain to me what that was all about? I was backstage and didn't hear one iota of humor during that entire presentation.
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He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books".
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Men love it. They have a sense of humor, whereas a lot of women are threatened or just don't get it.
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Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk!
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There was a time I was very much blaming the way I felt on L.A, that it was a vacuum of creativity, of humor or anything organic, and I was really angry at the place. But then today I feel completely different - I love L.A.!
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Well, it's a humor strip, so my first responsibility has always been to entertain the reader... But if, in addition, I can help move readers to thought and judgment about issues that concern me, so much the better.
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Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
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It's important I surround myself with people who make me happy.
