William Howard Taft Quotes
Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
William Howard Taft
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I was funny around my family. My family, they're pretty funny, too.
Wanda Sykes
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I like Michael Moore, but I think of him more as a rabble-rouser. On his TV show, when he went to the home of the guy who invented the car alarm and set off all the car alarms on the block... pretty funny.
P. J. O'Rourke
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It may sound funny, but it's true: I tried to put myself through the 12-step program. I didn't want to attend a real meeting; my role didn't really require that, and I feel those meetings are sort of sacred, and they're anonymous for a reason. I tried to deal with some of my love of snacks - and I relapsed a lot.
Octavia Spencer
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I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent.
Edith Sitwell
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I don't think arrested-adolescent humor will fade. Maybe the form will change, but I guarantee its replacement will still be based in immature behavior from mature figures.
Adam McKay
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
Anton Zaslavski
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My guess would be if a player makes it to the fourth round and it goes to Monday, no one's going to jump ship. That's payday.
Brad Faxon
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She was my first love, and I loved her as only a boy loves.
James Weldon Johnson
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Whenever the government of the United States shall break up, it will probably be in consequence of a false direction having been given to public opinion.
James F. Cooper
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As the physical, digital, and biological worlds continue to converge, new technologies and platforms will increasingly enable citizens to engage with governments, voice their opinions, coordinate their efforts, and even circumvent the supervision of public authorities.
Klaus Schwab
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The great irony to Dirk [Gently] is that he sees connections in everything, but the one thing he fails and struggles with most is connecting with other people.
Samuel Barnett
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Well, I have one consolation. No candidate was ever elected ex-president by such a large majority!
William Howard Taft