Saying Quotes
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How many legs does a dog have if you call his tail a leg? Four. Saying that a tail is a leg doesn't make it a leg.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I don't trust people who don't love themselves and tell me 'I love you.' … There is an African saying which is: 'Be careful when a naked person offers you a shirt.'
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Nowadays, saying what you really think can be a serious error since one risks being misunderstood.
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The satirical direction I have chosen is an indication of my disappointment in man, which is the opposite way of saying that I have high expectations for the human race.
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Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
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Only that in you which is me can hear what I'm saying.
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I started saying things in church that didn't meet with a lot of approval - like 'Jesus isn't coming back.' They started throwing Bibles.
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I feel like if I'm sick, I need flowers. I'm very open about saying what I need from a partner, and he needs to meet those demands.
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Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s Party!
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I have to remember for every kid saying something awful, there's a kid saying something great.
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No matter what you wear, not everyone is going to understand what you're saying.
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It's come to the point where you have people saying it's our Christian duty to embrace the homosexual movement. This is absurd.
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My mother had a saying: 'Kamala, you may be the first to do many things, but make sure you're not the last.'
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Saying nothing... sometimes says the most.
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'Curvy' is just a polite way of saying 'fat.'
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I'd like to work with Bjork if I could get in the studio with her. We could probably travel to a different planet, you know what I'm saying?
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Being a humorist is not a voluntary thing. You can tell this because in a situation where saying a funny thing will cause a lot of trouble, a humorist will still say the funny thing. No matter how inappropriate.
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I have had to learn about saying no.
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Right now I think censorship is necessary; the things they're doing and saying in films right now just shouldn't be allowed. There's no dignity anymore and I think that's very important.
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I'm an Oscar nominee. I love saying that. Whatever happens, I'm going to sing that 'I'm an Oscar nominee' part.
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California is infamous for passing things and then waking up and saying, 'What the hell did we just pass?'
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A win for one is a win for all - and I'm not just saying that because Dumas did.
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EVOO is extra-virgin olive oil. I first coined 'EVOO' on my cooking show because saying 'extra virgin olive oil' over and over was wordy, and I'm an impatient girl - that's why I make 30-minute meals!
