Kate McKinnon Quotes
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Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
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I always wanted to live alone for a month in a lakeside cabin. In my fantasy, I enter a state of perfect peace and grow my own kale and stuff, but in real life, I think I might be very bored after four days.
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I've never had a couch that needed to be cleaned or learned how to couch-clean in general. That feels too grown-up.
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My couch is made of cat's hair. The cushions have been obscured, and it's made of salt-and-pepper fur. I can't have visitors. I can't ask people to sit on that couch because they become implicated in the furriness of it, and they're walking around, and it's not fair to people.
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Maddie Ziegler is the most amazing dancer I've ever seen, and I'm so obsessed with her. I was obsessed with her even before she did her first Sia video.
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I tried for a short time to be something I wasn't, and had no success with it. It's a practical solution to just be yourself.
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I had this dream in my head of, if I got hired by 'SNL, what that moment would be like. And I dreamed that I would, like, collapse on the sidewalk and cry to the heavens. I got this call, and it didn't happen naturally. But I did it anyway because I wanted to have that moment. So I did collapse.
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I love doing impressions of politicians because the task is always to imagine the private lives of these people whose job it is to project an image of staunch, unflinching leadership and grace, and that's just not how human beings, in their heart of hearts, work.
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I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hundred percent clear on all the rules.
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I grew up with a pet iguana named Willy. We had a very contentious relationship. It turns out that iguanas are not meant to live in suburban homes.
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I started watching 'SNL' when I was thirteen or so; those were the Molly Shannon/Ana Gasteyer/Cheri Oteri years.
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'SNL' can be a stressful environment, and I am panicking constantly, but I guess I keep it pretty internal.
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What's not to love about a crazy cat lady? You have to be very giving to be a crazy cat lady.
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I do get approached occasionally, but not a ton. I'm unrecognizable because I'm coated in cat hair and sweat. And there's a sort of yeti quality to my presence... so I don't think that people can see the face.
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I love the produce section at the grocery store.
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I can't do choreographed movement. It has to come from my heart... and my pelvis.
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I worked as a telemarketer for an SAT-prep company. That was the worst of it, because I had to call people in post-Katrina New Orleans and offer them this very, very expensive SAT class. And I'm not even a good salesman.
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It just feels unnatural to me to broadcast anything other than the character I've created.
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I really like collections of things. I love antique botanical prints with a bunch of different weeds and seeds.
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Comedy has become, I think, a very important branch of public intellectualism. But it still ain't Washington.
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I've been told I'm a little bit eccentric.
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I like to connect with people and suss them out. There's no better way than seeing how they react if you just bear into them.
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I have only had positive interactions in relation to my impressions of people, which I'm happy because I do them with love, and I hope that the people who I do them of really like them.
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If I had Instagram, it would be pictures of my son, who is a cat.