Humor Quotes
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I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives.
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I am content in my later years. I have kept my good humor and take neither myself nor the next person seriously.
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Humor is a part of spirituality.
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
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The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
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But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
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I don't have hard numbers about this, but the impression I get is that the amount of eyeballs you get from being on the humor shelf at Barnes & Noble - it is almost insignificant.
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Two young actresses I admire are Emma Stone and Emma Watson, because they are intelligent, talented actresses and have a great sense of humor. They have learned to balance what they love in life - acting, school and everything else.
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You know, Freud accepted his lot very stoically and very well and with a sense of humor. He aged and died gracefully, and there's a lot to be said for that.
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I have a dark sense of humor.
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From the way Denny's shaking his head, he's either got an injured shoulder or a gnat in his eye.
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Enos Cabell started out here with the Astros, and before that he was with the Orioles.
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I'm an off-the-charts introvert. To me, being around groups of strangers is exhausting. I've had to sort of train myself to think about two tactics: finding common ground and invoking humor.
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I have my outlet for my humor through my characters, and I also have the intimacy of rapport with my fans that allows me to explain my philosophy and spirituality.
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At Epcot Center the Disney corporation has focused its attention on two things greatly in need of Disneyfication: the tedious future and the annoying whole wide world.
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
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I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.
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I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.
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Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.
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He writes music that spins itself out indefatigably. There's a wonderful strain of humor there. It's quirky, often bizarre, there's an irreducible strangeness to his style. It's unlike any music I've ever heard.
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If it gets laughs, it's funny.
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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
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Gags die, humor doesn't.
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I was intentionally curbing the impulse to be funny and hiding the ability. I wrote any number of very serious attempts at poems, short stories, novels - horrible. At a certain point, I recognized that it was fun to write dialogue that had a degree of lightness and humor.
