Humor Quotes
-
Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
-
For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.
-
I like Thomas Jefferson, though he intimidated me. I thought he would have been very tough to be around. I don't know if he had such a sense of humor.
-
If you look at 'The Best Man,' there's a lot of humor in that, but I never consider that movie a comedy. I felt that it was a drama with comedic elements and comedic parts to it.
-
Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it.
-
Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
-
Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
-
My childhood was great because my family has an amazing sense of humor, and it was just all making videos and jokes and doing skits and things.
-
But it was this tough little character part that I was playing, a very funny little guy that I invented over a weekend, because I realized I was not contributing to the humor of this thing. And I had to do something.
-
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
-
Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
-
Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.
-
I visited Jobs for the last time in his Palo Alto, Calif., home. He had moved to a downstairs bedroom because he was too weak to go up and down stairs. He was curled up in some pain, but his mind was still sharp and his humor vibrant.
-
I got jury duty and I didn't want to go, so my friend said, "You should write something really really racist on the form when you return it. Like, you should put 'I hate chinks'." And I said, "I'm not going to put that on there just to get out of jury duty. I don't want people to think that about me." So instead I wrote, "I love chinks." And who doesn't?
-
Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.
-
Humor can bring people under the tent. And a good joke can deflect some of the intensity surrounding a serious subject.
-
Renko has just about had it. Pretty soon somebody will come out of the dugout with a fork and get him.
-
I have a dark sense of humor.
-
I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.
-
I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories.
-
I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.
-
I have a really dark, rich, thick sense of humor.
-
It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that you go through when you travel. You have to have a sense of humor about it and take it in stride. My whole approach is to embrace spontaneity.
-
Humor can inform and break down stigma, which is a huge issue in the military.
