Humor Quotes
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Well, it looks like the all-star balloting is about over, especially in the National and American Leagues.
Jerry Coleman
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What Taika Watiti still bring to it Hunt for the Wilderpeople, it really sums up what life is like in New Zealand, or what our sensibilities, our sense of humor, how we come together, how easy it would be, feels like. You know, we have a small population and so you know the bizarreness of the police getting involved in this manhunt, how the men... And then eventually, the army all get intwines.
Rhys Darby
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Davis fouls out to third in fair territory.
Jerry Coleman
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If it gets laughs, it's funny.
Rachel Dratch
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The comic is the perception of the opposite; humor is the feeling of it.
Umberto Eco
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Honest good humor is the oil and wine of a merry meeting, and there is no jovial companionship equal to that where the jokes are rather small and laughter abundant.
Washington Irving
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I like the brooding man - a brooding man with a sense of humor.
Maira Kalman
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Bad humor is an evasion of reality; good humor is an acceptance of it.
Malcolm Muggeridge
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For the first two years of a child's life, we spend every waking hour tryibg to get the child to communicate. Then we spend the rest of our lives trying to figure out how we can reverse the process.
Erma Bombeck
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And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
Damon Wayans
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Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.
S. J. Perelman
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I have a dark sense of humor.
Olivia Munn
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I think that humor has become a principle means of communication among Americans about politics.
P. J. O'Rourke
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I think God has a tremendous sense of humor.
Rainn Wilson
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It's amazing how many companies aren't really in tune to the needs of different travelers. There's just so many embarrassing situations that you go through when you travel. You have to have a sense of humor about it and take it in stride. My whole approach is to embrace spontaneity.
Zach Anner
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My senior year of high school, I was voted 'Wittiest.' So, several years later, I decided to try my hand at writing humor to see if I could be witty enough to make some money.
Barbara Park
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In sitcoms, the women are so beautiful, understanding and well-bred. They have humor, but sort of display it with a twinkle of the eye and not a guffaw. But there's no juice in that for me.
Bea Arthur
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I was a Teletype operator in the army, so that's where I learned to type. One day, I went downstairs to see if I could still type - I hadn't done it for four or five years after the war. So I typed out a page and I showed it to my wife and she said, "Where did you get this?" I said I wrote it. "You wrote this?" It was something very funny. I went and wrote another page, another couple of pages, and by the time I was finished I had 13 little short stories, humorous short stories.
Carl Reiner
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From an early age onward, it was said that 'Ingmar has no sense of humor.'
Ingmar Bergman
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It's continuously humbling to work hard, you know? As long as you've got a good work ethic and a sense of humor, I don't think anybody can become too much of an egoist under those circumstances.
Rachael Ray
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Over the years, I've learned that a sense of humor is the only skill that allows you to turn sucking at life into a career.
Zach Anner
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I try to cope with everything through humor.
Gail Porter
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Seeing a patter doesn't mean you know how to put it all together. Take baby steps: don't focus on the folks whose skills are far beyond your own. When you're new to something-or you haven't tried it in a while-it can feel impossibly hard to get it right. Every misstep feels like a reason to quit. You envy everyone else who seems to know what they're doing. What keeps you going? The belief that one day you'll also be like that: Elegant. Capable. Confident. Experienced. And you can be. All you need now is enthusiasm. A little bravery. And-always-a sense of humor.
Kate Jacobs
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Humor is the harmony of the heart.
Douglas Jerrold