Humor Quotes
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Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."
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There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.
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Gonzo leaps like a giraffe and grabs it.
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I thought it was time to add a little humor.
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When you lose your hands, you can't play baseball.
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Tony Taylor was one of the first acquisitions that the Phillies made when they reconstructed their team. They got him from Philadelphia.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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I think humor is like a shield that lets you get as close to the sad sad flame as possible - far closer, oftentimes, than drama.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
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Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on.
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A good sense of humor will get you everywhere.
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You are not just a funny person or just a journalist. Most people are hybrids of having a smart opinion and a great sense of humor.
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In Ali change creation faith growth hope humor life living Muhammad Ali transformation wonder. If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
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The best scary movies have great humor in them and a great story.
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My dad has a very dry sense of humor and my mom has a more fun, silly sense of humor. My mom is the type that, at the dinner table, you'd look over at and she'd have a piece of asparagus hanging down her nose. Classic mom bit.
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Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.
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There is nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face.
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
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I like boys with humor.
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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own
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National League umpires wear inside chest protesters.
