Humor Quotes
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Humor is the mistress of tears.
William Makepeace Thackeray
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There is something to me very softening in the presence of a woman, some strange influence, even if one is not in love with them, which I cannot at all account for, having no very high opinion of the sex. But yet, I always feel in better humor with myself and every thing else, if there is a woman within ken.
Lord Byron
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I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
Scott Thompson
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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own
William Shakespeare
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
Steve Martin
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
Bill Vaughan
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What a great hitch to pit!
Jerry Coleman
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
Cathy Guisewite
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I used to smoke marijuana. But I'll tell you something: I would only smoke it in the late evening. Oh, occasionally the early evening, but usually the late evening - or the mid-evening. Just the early evening, midevening and late evening. Occasionally, early afternoon, early mid-afternoon, or perhaps the late-midafternoon. Oh, sometimes the early-mid-late-early morning. . . But never at dusk!
Steve Martin
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
Bruce Bruce
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
Steve Irwin
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
Jim Gaffigan
