Humor Quotes
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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He can be lethal death.
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
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Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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I could never be Charlie Chaplin. But the films that were made by people like him, or Gene Wilder, or John Candy, the people that inspired me so much were the people that were able to combine humor with heartbreak so beautifully and fluidly. Those films I think were what inspired me to want to come to L.A. and audition for movies.
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Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.
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I like boys with humor.
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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If you can understand the humor in the drawing part you'll probably get the humor in the audio part.
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You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
