Humor Quotes
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
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The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately.
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout.
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Good-humor makes all things tolerable.
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
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Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes.
