Humor Quotes
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Seems like the light at the end of the tunnel may be you.
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What a great hitch to pit!
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.
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I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they just call that the female seahorse?" You know it's just some stubborn scientist. "Yeah, that one there's the male seahorse." And his assistant's like, "Uh, Bill, that one's having a baby." ... "The male has the baby. You're fired."
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I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
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Cathy was the first widely syndicated humor strip created by a woman. The strip was pretty revolutionary at the time not only because it starred a female, but also because it was so emotionally honest about all the conflicting feelings many women had in 1976.
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No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .
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The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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Well, I hope before Glenn goes, he'll come up here so we can give him a big hug and a kiss, because that's the kind of guy he is.
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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Never accept a drink from a urologist.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
