Humor Quotes
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.
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The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately.
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What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
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Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
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Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
