Humor Quotes
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I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
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Humor is one of the elements of genius--admirable as an adjunct; but as soon as it becomes dominant, only a surrogate for genius.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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You have to have a sense of humor if you follow politics. Otherwise, the sheer fraudulence of it all will get you down.
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I'm just a dog person. I love dogs very much, especially big ones, hounds, and retrievers. I think they are funny and often have good senses of humor. Plus, they give unconditional love.
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We started with 53,000 people. Half are gone, but surprisingly, most are still here!
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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There's a shot up the alley. Oh, it's just foul.
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Good-humor makes all things tolerable.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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The big ballpark can do it all!
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Why do you have to be out of town to write a postcard? I want a to write a postcard to my neighbor: "I still live near you!" The guy sees me go into my apartment, flips the card over, it's just a picture of me holding a rifle.
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.
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To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
