Humor Quotes
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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But you shall not escape my iambics.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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I like boys with humor.
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I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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Have nothing in your house that you do not know to be useful, or believe to be beautiful.
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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Apparently sometimes my humor is dryer than a desert.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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Humor, warm and all-embracing as the sunshine, bathes its objects in a genial and abiding light.
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Good humor is the sunshine of the mind.
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I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
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Hector Torrez, how can you communicate with Enzo Hernandez when he speaks Spanish and you speak Mexican?
