Humor Quotes
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The humanity of the piece, the humor and insightfulness, and intelligence, they were what I read, and what I experienced when I got to see what was on the screen, ... I'm really happy with the film. In terms of my hopes and expectations, they were realized. It's a great role, and I had a great time performing it.
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Rick Miller hit only one home run last year, and that's like hitting none.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
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No charm, no humor, no wit -- and a personality which can only be described as 'icky.' .
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I am single, I don't drink. It's kind of hard to get a woman buzzed when you don't drink. You'll be like, "Yeah, I'll have a glass of water, you want a shot of Jäger? You want eight of 'em?"
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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Shirley and Griffey get along like a rattler and a parrot.
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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I could never be Charlie Chaplin. But the films that were made by people like him, or Gene Wilder, or John Candy, the people that inspired me so much were the people that were able to combine humor with heartbreak so beautifully and fluidly. Those films I think were what inspired me to want to come to L.A. and audition for movies.
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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Ever eat so much you feel sick? Isn't that the best?
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
