Humor Quotes
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There were times in my life when I had one thing to do all day, but I still couldn’t get to it. “I gotta go to the post office, but I’d probably have to put on pants. And they’re only open till five. Looks like I’m going to have to do that next week.
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If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
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Those amateur umpires are certainly flexing their fangs tonight.
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Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
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It was a pretty posh place. They were so used to fur coats that two bears strolled in and ordered lunch and nobody even noticed.
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It's nice when you are with a guy who can find the humor in touch situations and be comfortable enough in his own skin that he can laugh at himself.
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
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Larry Moffett is 6' 3". Last year he was 6" 6".
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I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons … which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
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The worst thing about some men is that when they are not drunk they are sober.
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Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
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I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.
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humor bears the closest relation to emotion, either bubbling up as from a deep and happy wellspring, or in an opposite fashion rising like a re-birth of feeling from dead levels after turmoil.
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Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.
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I grew up with SpongeBob - it came out in 1999, right before I turned 7. So it's been a part of my life and all my friends' lives and defined our humor, in a way.
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Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes.
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I suppose I miss the British cynicism and the humor.
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The way humor's usually used in horror, it's as a pressure-release valve; without it, the drama would escalate out of all control almost immediately.
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I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.
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Humor is a way to deal with stresses. It is a way to cope.
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What is wanted for the nonce is, that folks should be as agreeable as possible in conversation and demeanor; so that good humor may be said to be one of the very best articles of dress one can wear in societ.
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musicians rarely have a sense of humour, at least, about themselves.
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
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Attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.
