Humor Quotes
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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You may not like the humor, but that is why every radio has an on-off button.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
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You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other.
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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“Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a desperate humor, rather typical of very different nations, of Jewish people, Ukrainians, and of course, Russians. It’s despair – just keep laughing, until you are dead.”
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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
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If I know what something's about, and I can always have that touchstone, I feel like I can reach for really ridiculous humor and also go really dark in terms of the things I'm afraid of.
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Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
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I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
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True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.
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Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Humor implies a sure conception of the beautiful, the majestic and he true, by whose light it surveys and shape s their opposites. It is a humane influence, softening with mirth the ragged inequities of existence, prompting tolerant views of life, bridging over the space which separates the lofty from the lowly, the great from the humble.
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Well, honor is the subject of my story.
