Humor Quotes
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Young Frank Pastore may have pitched the biggest victory of 1979. Maybe the biggest victory of the year!
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Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, someone's drunk in the kitchen.
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My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
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There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has not governed. ... It is a lawless element, full of surprises.
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
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When the Constitution declares that 'all men are created equal,' it is not referring to intelligence, good looks, good humor, height, weight, or income. It is talking about certain rights, 'inalienable', in that they cannot be taken away.
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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It seems to me that a man who is incapable of humor is capable of cruelty.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
