Humor Quotes
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At the end, excitement maintained its hysteria.
Jerry Coleman
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Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white Americans, they'll laugh. If I tell an African American, they might not laugh. In fact, they either might not find it funny, or they might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be offensive. So these are the sort of little things that build up over time, just like in a marriage. You know, the little things can build up over time.
Michael Emerson
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
Jim Gaffigan
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
Steve Martin
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My advice to defensive players: Take the shortest route to the ball and arrive in a bad humor.
Bowden Wyatt
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
Tommy Cooper
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I have always found humor in places where humor wasn't necessarily intended.
Silas Weir Mitchell
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Humor implies a sure conception of the beautiful, the majestic and he true, by whose light it surveys and shape s their opposites. It is a humane influence, softening with mirth the ragged inequities of existence, prompting tolerant views of life, bridging over the space which separates the lofty from the lowly, the great from the humble.
Edwin Percy Whipple
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If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.
Muhammad Ali
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
Gavin McInnes
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
Herbert Spencer
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If ever an error had "F" written on it, that grounder did.
Jerry Coleman
