Humor Quotes
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At last, after almost fifty years in the hopper, the most famous unpublished novel in America is in print. Who Shot the Water Buffalo? is a splendid story of comradeship in a time and place of constant peril, but it's Babbs's irrepressible exuberance and vast, affectionate good humor that make the story go. I love this novel.
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Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white Americans, they'll laugh. If I tell an African American, they might not laugh. In fact, they either might not find it funny, or they might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be offensive. So these are the sort of little things that build up over time, just like in a marriage. You know, the little things can build up over time.
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Denzel Washington has a great sense of humor. He did all those 'Nutty Professor' movies.
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Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
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You ever get a postcard, you get so excited you don't even read it! "Hey I got a - who cares."
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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
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Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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He can be lethal death.
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
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I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
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After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
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There is scarcely an aspect of the American character to which humor is not related, few which in some sense it has not governed. ... It is a lawless element, full of surprises.
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Attract more friends, and extend life. Humor heals.
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
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I'll come out and say it because no one else will: French gross-out humor is the best. Particularly the illustrated variety.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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I really wouldn't want to live in America. I found New York claustrophobic and dirty. I missed England when I was there, simple things like smells and the British sense of humor.
