Humor Quotes
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Kippers : fish that like a lot of sleep.
Chic Murray
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
Rita Moreno
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
Jim Gaffigan
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
Michael Stuhlbarg
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I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
Sarah Silverman
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Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.
William McIlvanney
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I have heard it said that a complicated childhood can lead to a life in the arts. I tell you this story of my father and me to let you know I am qualified to be a comedian.
Steve Martin
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Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.
William Archibald Spooner
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
Jerry Coleman
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It's a cold night out tonight. The Padres better warm up real good because it's stiff out there.
Jerry Coleman
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Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white Americans, they'll laugh. If I tell an African American, they might not laugh. In fact, they either might not find it funny, or they might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be offensive. So these are the sort of little things that build up over time, just like in a marriage. You know, the little things can build up over time.
Michael Emerson
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I think it's terribly difficult to take sex seriously if you've got a sense of humor.
Charlotte Bingham
