Humor Quotes
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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.
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That noise in my earphones knocked my nose off and I had to pick it up and find it.
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Visiting Future World is like opening a Chinese fortune cookie to read, "Soon you'll be finished with dinner."
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I love a sense of humor, I love intelligence, I love specificity, I love surprises. I'm inspired to get out of bed in the morning and fill my day with good things.
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Actually, the reason I look like this is because my father was from Sweden and my mother was Elton John.
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I don't mean he missed him, but he just didn't get him when he put the tag on him.
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I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
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Sometimes I make myself laugh, but that's because I appreciate my sense of humor.
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Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
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Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
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Every morning I hear the alarm, it's like "BEEP BEEP BEEP" For second I'm like, "I could get used to that, just dream I'm in a techno club, or something."
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Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius.
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If I can't find a theme, I can't make a film anyone else will feel. I can't laugh at intellectual humor. I'm just corny enough to like to have a story hit me over the heart.
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Don't forget to bring your sense of humor to your labor.
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Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.
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I like people with a good sense of humor, like Jennifer Aniston. She is amazing and is a great actress.
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Humor can help you to disagree without being disagreeable. The key in democracy is not necessarily that we agree, but that we participate....Despite all the heavy problems- domestic and international- there is humor. Humor transcends partisanship.
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“Sometimes I do readings and people can’t stop laughing, but I’m reading about pretty tragic things. I think Soviet humor is a desperate humor, rather typical of very different nations, of Jewish people, Ukrainians, and of course, Russians. It’s despair – just keep laughing, until you are dead.”
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Humor is the most important thing in life. It trumps everything else, and it's the only thing that helps me deal with everything else.
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I don't have any powers other than the power of sex. And humor.
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I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.
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Sometimes being lazy can get you in trouble. You ever not take a shower all weekend, just lounge around, then you're running late for work on Monday? There's always one person at work: "Something smells like smoke in here!" "Uh, I went to a barbeque on Friday night. Only had 48 hours to take a shower. Busy."
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Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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God has a sense of humor. If you don't believe me, tomorrow go to wal-mart and just look at people.
