Humor Quotes
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Larry Lintz steals second standing up. He slid, but he didn't have to.
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Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
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I love how New York is so multicultural. I wish I was ethnic, I'm nothing. Because if you're Hispanic and you get angry, people are like, 'He's got a Latin temper!' If you're a white guy and you get angry, people are like, 'That guy's a jerk.'
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He many not be hurt as much as he really is.
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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So there I was lying in the gutter. A man stopped and asked '"What's the matter? Did you fall over?" So I said "No. I've a bar of toffee in my back pocket and I was just trying to break it."
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Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.
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When humor goes, there goes civilization.
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I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!"
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If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many it's research.
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As I developed as an artist and studied art history, I noticed that all the great works were dealing with the human condition. Art had humor in it. It had sex in it. But it also had sorrow running through it.
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Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
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From Lucifer to Jerry Sneak there is not an aspect of evil, imperfection, and littleness which can elude the lights of humor or the lightning of wit.
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Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.
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In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
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I can only do what I do with a spirit of humor, and faith and give the controls over to something else.
