Humor Quotes
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The ultimate result of shielding men from the effects of folly, is to fill the world with fools.
Herbert Spencer -
Ultimately, we as a band just write what we write. Some of it's very serious, and even in the serious songs, there's sometimes an angle of levity. I think that's just how we communicate naturally and to shy away from that would be, first of all, boring for me, but also it wouldn't ring true to who I am or the way I relate to people or the way we relate to people as a band or the way we relate to the audience. Humor is a big part of it, but we also take our craft very seriously.
Ed Robertson
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Despite a lack of natural ability, I did have the one element necessary to all early creativity: naïveté, that fabulous quality that keeps you from knowing just how unsuited you are for what you are about to do.
Steve Martin -
A beautiful vacuum filled with wealthy monogamists, all powerful and members of the best families all drinking themselves to death.
Ernest Hemingway -
I always gravitate toward the humor in something.
Steve Zahn -
Imagination offers people consolation for what they cannot be, and humor for what they actually are.
Albert Camus -
Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you.
Jerry Coleman -
A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "Why the long face?". The horse replies: "I'm deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."
Bill Bailey
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My comedy has no color, it's for everybody, black, white, Latino, Asian. It's not a pro-black show, not a def jam show; it's just straight, wholesome type of humor.
Bruce Bruce -
We're weird guys. I don't know if a lot of people get our humor. A lot of people probably think we're jerks. We're real sarcastic. Really ironic and stuff. We mean well, but we joke around probably a lot more than we should.
Brendon Urie Panic! at the Disco -
Hats off to drug abusers everywhere.
Jerry Coleman -
The Padres, after winning the first game of the doubleheader, are ahead here in the top of the fifth and hoping for a split.
Jerry Coleman -
Figuring out a way to use humor to deal with important issues I think is very important. Laughter is a great diffuser.
Colton Dunn -
I commend you on all you've done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health.
Sarah Silverman
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She's a classy girl though, at least all her tattoos are spelt right.
Chic Murray -
That big guy, Winfield, at 6'6", can do things only a small man can do.
Jerry Coleman -
I don't think my sense of humor has changed at all; I was born with this, for better or for worse.
Ivan Reitman -
Whenever you get an inflamed tendon, you've got a problem. OK, here's the next pitch to Gene Tendon.
Jerry Coleman -
George Hendrick simply lost that sun-blown pop-up.
Jerry Coleman -
Hrabosky looks fierce in that Fu Manchu haircut.
Jerry Coleman
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Irony is the birth-pangs of the objective mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between existence and the idea of existence). Humor is the birth -pangs of the absolute mind (based upon the misrelationship, discovered by the I , between the I and the idea of the I.
Soren Kierkegaard -
I got up this morning. I like to get up in the morning; it gives me the rest of the day to myself. I crossed the landing and went down stairs. Mind you, if there had been no stairs, I wouldn't even have attempted it.
Chic Murray -
What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, 'Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, and you could dunk it in the toilet.'
Jim Gaffigan -
Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.
John Lennon The Beatles