Humor Quotes
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Humor is so culturally based that when I try to tell a joke as me being a white American, if I tell other white Americans, they'll laugh. If I tell an African American, they might not laugh. In fact, they either might not find it funny, or they might find it offensive, and I didn't mean it to be offensive. So these are the sort of little things that build up over time, just like in a marriage. You know, the little things can build up over time.
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Wit and humor do not reside in slow minds.
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Eric Show will be 0 for 10 if that pop fly ever comes down.
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Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
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Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding.
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This city has so many beautiful women. I fall in love like every ten minutes, I'm sitting on the subway, I'm like, "There's my wife... there she is - oh, she's getting off. All right, there's the woman - all right, that's a man."
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Humor is an amazing way to talk people down off a ledge.
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They throw Winfield out at second, but he's safe.
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I am not at all in a humour for writing; I must write on till I am.
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You ever find yourself being lazy for no reason at all? Like, you pick up your mail, you go in your house, you realize you have a letter for a neighbor. You ever just look at the letter and go "Hm. Looks like they're never getting this. It'll take too much energy to go back outside. I'm gonna get that to them later on. Right now I gotta watch some 'Love Connection.' They got some new host on there."
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I don't know how to describe my sense of humor.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a minute. It's ball one. Low and outside.
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I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.
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He can be lethal death.
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Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
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It's all there-the boredom, the devotion, the horror and even the humor in an industrial war fought on a global scale that we'll never see again. Unit histories just do not get any better.
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I don't know about Willie Davis. He's not as young as he used to be.
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I sure hope you're staying alive for the upcoming Dodgers series.
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In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?
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Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
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The Phillies beat the Cubs today in a doubleheader. That puts another keg in the Cubs' coffin.
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Nothing seems too high or low for the humorist; he is above honor, above faith, preserving sense in religion and sanity in life.
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Sarcasim is the lowest form of humor.
