Morey Amsterdam Quotes

United States, Actor
December 14, 1908 – October, 27, 1996.

Moritz "Morey" Amsterdam was an American television actor and comedian. He was known for the role of Buddy Sorrell on CBS's The Dick Van Dyke Show from 1961 to 1966.

Also known as Comedian

Even the police have an unlisted number.

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Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.

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- Congress
- Finest

According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.

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My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

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- Funny
- Language
- Foreign
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door

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- People
- Answers
- Might
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.

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