Humor Quotes
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It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too.
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My parents armed me with an amazing sense of humor, and it's what you need when, well, it's what anyone needs in this world.
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'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh.
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My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other, and it's always been a way for me to get to know people.
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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
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I like humor: the sort of gentle humor that points out human foibles.
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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.
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I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I'd want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
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When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face; there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.
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I would say that Emma Stone and Emma Watson are two very talented young actresses who are very intelligent and have a great sense of humor and have learned to balance what they love with their acting career, and I think that's really a great thing.
