Humor Quotes
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It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.
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I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
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Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
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'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh.
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With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor.
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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face; there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
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It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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Michael Pollan is a champion. In all ways. A man of great integrity, humor, and common sense and kindness.
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I'm very grateful for social media. I think it has shown people my true nature, and through that has come a book deal, and I think it certainly contributes to people's view of me as a person with a sense of humor, which is only helpful in my industry.
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Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.
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My parents and my brother instilled in me my sense of humor. That's kind of the way we communicate with each other, and it's always been a way for me to get to know people.
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I think sometimes my humor is extremely dry, and a lot of times I would say things that I thought were very funny but... I have a reputation of - people think of me as a very fundamentalist, humorless fellow.
