Humor Quotes
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Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.
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Have you seen the bologna that has the olives in it? Who's that for? 'I like my bologna like a martini. With an olive.' 'I'll have the bologna sandwich - dirty.'
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
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I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
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At NBC I wasn't really sure if the grandparents were going to get my sense of humor on a particular topic.
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'The Sundial' is written with the kind of humor that would make a guillotine laugh.
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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
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Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
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I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.
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I'm very grateful for social media. I think it has shown people my true nature, and through that has come a book deal, and I think it certainly contributes to people's view of me as a person with a sense of humor, which is only helpful in my industry.
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One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships between the main characters and their reactions to the situations they would face; there was a lot of comedy in that show without ever breaking its reality.
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With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor.
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.
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It's just my natural way - to be funny. I don't know why that is. But as I've said, humor is a quick cover for shock, horror, confusion. The critics hate funny writers for the most part. They think funny is not serious, but I think that funny can be even more serious than nonfunny. And it can be more affecting, too.
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The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
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Life is tragic comedy, in a way. There is humor.
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I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
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Candidates should be extremely cautious in displaying a sense of humor. If he or she tells a joke with a point, there is almost certain to be some minority group offended.
