Humor Quotes
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Celebrate your successes. Find some humor in your failures.
Sam Walton
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With reporting, if you work hard, you can usually pull something out. But writing humor doesn't respond to working hard, necessarily. I mean, you could just sit there and look at the page all day and maybe something will come.
Ian Frazier
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I would say that Emma Stone and Emma Watson are two very talented young actresses who are very intelligent and have a great sense of humor and have learned to balance what they love with their acting career, and I think that's really a great thing.
Kara Hayward
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There are men so philosophical that they can see humor in their own toothaches. But there has never lived a man so philosophical that he could see the toothache in his own humor.
H. L. Mencken
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It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.
Edgar Rice Burroughs
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I like humor: the sort of gentle humor that points out human foibles.
Ed Greenwood
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I'd like to explore the more abstract side of people's minds, as opposed to the usual sitcom stuff. I don't want to do the typical sitcom-type humor. I'd want to do stuff like go bowling with pineapples.
Harland Williams
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Writing a novel is one of those modern rites of passage, I think, that lead us from an innocent world of contentment, drunkenness, and good humor, to a state of chronic edginess and the perpetual scanning of bank statements.
J. G. Ballard
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You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.
Lance Bass NSYNC
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Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.
Carl Hiaasen
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
Zoey Deutch
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Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.
Carl Hiaasen
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The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.
Stuart Wilde
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I like being a Baha'i who has an out-there sense of humor. God gives us talents and faculties, and making people laugh is one of mine.
Rainn Wilson
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Like a welcome summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you.
Langston Hughes
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With actors like Steve McQueen, Paul Newman and Harrison Ford, what made them such icons is that even in dramatic movies, their characters had a sense of humor.
Patrick Wilson
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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn.
Irvin S. Cobb
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Sometimes, humor is the only way we get through the day.
Melina Matsoukas
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I can't live without a sense of humor. I need to be laughing and entertained at all times.
Carlos Ponce
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
Andy Rooney
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I don't have a very quick sense of humor.
Florenz Ziegfeld
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I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'
Jim Gaffigan
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I genuinely liked all of the cast members very much. Steve had a wicked sense of humor. I remember Russell coming to my rescue, once. I watched Eric evolve before everyone's eyes. Maurice loved what he did, so. He treated his character with respect, down to the costuming.
Madeleine Stowe