Humor Quotes

I'm very grateful for social media. I think it has shown people my true nature, and through that has come a book deal, and I think it certainly contributes to people's view of me as a person with a sense of humor, which is only helpful in my industry.

Laura Benanti
- People
- Book
- True
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge
- People
- Distance
- Laughter

If you're feeling blue, lock yourself in a room, stand in front of a mirror, and dance - and laugh at yourself and be sexy. Dance the silliest and ugliest you've ever danced. Make fun of yourself and try to recover your sense of humor.

Salma Hayek
- Fun
- Feeling
- Dance
Humor can be an incredible, lacerating and effective weapon.

Carl Hiaasen
- Humor
- Weapon
- Incredible
I'm not a strict vegetarian. I do eat beef and pork. And chicken. But not fish 'cause that's disgusting! How do you know when fish goes bad? It smells like fish either way! 'Hey this smells like a dumpster, lets eat it!'

Jim Gaffigan
I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.

Vera Farmiga
Teasing and a sense of humor, if you can develop that in your kids, and if you can exercise it with the kids, just makes for a pleasanter atmosphere.

P. J. O'Rourke
- Kids
- You
- Exercise
Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he has a sense of humor.

E. B. White
- American
- Humor
- Sense