Dave Barry Quotes
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.

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The disappearance of MH370 has tested our collective resolve.
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I can't conceive of cooking in a sunny place like Florida because my motivation comes from the changing seasons. That's why I decided to live in New York.
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I want to do roles that take women a step farther. I don't want to be slotted into anything. But if I get a brilliant role which requires me to be a mother, then I will do it. But I want people to see that a woman could be anything at whatever age, even if she is married or has two kids.
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Since we can't count on the meat, egg, and dairy industries to protect animals from the most egregious forms of cruelty, what can we, as consumers, do? Opting out of paying someone to allow animals to die in a barn fire or at the slaughterhouse seems pretty reasonable.
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I accidentally entered a youth pageant when I was 14. That's like a beauty pageant, but without the beauty. It was terrible.
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For every reason it's not possible, there are hundreds of people who have faced the same circumstances and succeeded.
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I do what I believe the Lord did, and that is walk in love with all mankind, which I don't see a lot of Christians doing. Christians can be so judgmental that it can turn off people who are considering converting. It makes me a little embarrassed, to tell you the truth, when I hear Christians criticizing others.
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We're living at a time where if you do a Google search for a 'show, review and network,' you'll get 'The New York Times' and Pete Billingsley from a town you've never heard of on the same results page. It's kind of democratizing the process so that everyone has access to a distribution system to express themselves.
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I have always been delighted at the prospect of a new day, a fresh try, one more start, with perhaps a bit of magic waiting somewhere behind the morning.
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The trade magazine and all was banned in my house. The first time I read a film magazine was when I was 18.
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We are exactly where we have chosen to be.
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It's not like I've ever been the popular pretty girl at school or anything. I was always such a weirdo.
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But I have never wanted to be a singer, because the exterior part of a career, I don't like very much.
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Capitalism has forced everyone to overoptimize in order to compete.
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I like pencil skirts because they hug me in all the right places.
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I want to be promoted in the urban areas. A lot of African-American people should know more about me.
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Any pitcher who might throw at me should know I'm not giving up my day job or trying to get anyone else's job. I just can't think of anything cooler than being one of the boys of summer!
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I take my work seriously.
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The puppets in 'Dark Crystal' were very complicated, and some quite unpleasant. In that movie, I think we got into areas a bit too realistic.
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Mark Udall votes with President Obama 99 percent of the time.
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The relationship between talent and management is uneasy, at best.
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You're not going to bring back all the jobs from China.
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I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.