Bill Engvall Quotes
Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.

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If anything, the children of Paris should be giving me even more money for having the privilege of being in the same city as my incredible quality. And so should David Beckham. Call it a Zlaritable donation.
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I am neither a Bengali nor am I from Delhi's St Stephen's. I am an Allahabad boy.
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You won't really get a lot of the mainstream, lovey-dovey side because that wasn't a part of my life in the beginning.
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Sometimes you read pilots and, understandably, they're doing such a frantic tap dance for approval. I get why - it's such an incredibly competitive market.
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I take care of my flowers and my cats. And enjoy food. And that's living.
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Never have I found the limits of the photographic potential. Every horizon, upon being reached, reveals another beckoning in the distance. Always, I am on the threshold.
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It's easy to have a good season but if you want to have a great season you have got to win a major tournament.
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I'm waiting for them to make 'Thundercats'. I would love to be Cheetara.
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In 15 years we'll have all the sequence, a list of the genes everyone has in common and those that differ among people. We know only something like a tenth of 1 percent of the sequence at the moment.
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I got the chance to do things that I dreamed of when I was a kid: I got to travel around the world; I had my own 'Goosebumps' attraction at Disney World; I've been on TV and had three TV series.
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I just feel like whenever the team needs a bucket, I can come and get it. I feel I'm a really good scorer.
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Kids get a lot of lip service in disaster planning, but they tend to get far fewer resources than they need. The mantra of 'children are our most valuable resource' is almost never matched by actual funding.
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I'm very grateful to God for what he gives me. Victories, remarkable victories, but you have to go through the defeats. That is why I praise God for everything.
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One day, I'll be listening to a bunch of Ray Charles, the next day it's nothing but Red Hot Chili Peppers. The next day it might be Tupac all day.
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I'm a folk singer-songwriter. I am pretty poppy though.
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My job is to put myself out there. It's beyond my control how I'm perceived.
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I wish I had given more time to learning classical singing.
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I get angry real quick, but I also cool down just as fast. Albanians don't want to deal with anything in the moment.
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The British judiciary needs to support intellectual property.
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Just to say 'woke' is to always be in a constant stream of consciousness where you don't feel like the wool is pulled over your eyes so much. You question your belief that everything should just be presented to you on this beautiful plate. Everything is not as it seems.
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Starting off, all options are always open, but as soon as you choose something, you inevitably limit yourself. If you go for B, A is out.
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I remember when I first started putting things on the web and people were writing about it. I totally didn't keep up with what was going on because I wanted to present stuff in museums and galleries and have some presence on the web. I feel fortunate to have posted stuff in the beginning.
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Seriously, until I was 16 or 17, I didn't care about anything other than ESPN.
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Engvall and his wife are packing up their stuff to move, with a U-Haul sitting in their driveway.