Bill Hader Quotes
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My mom says that when I was a little kid, I always used to say I wanted to be an actor, but I don't remember that.
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Whatever I do, I hope it's quality, I hope it's something that's class.
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People don't believe in me very much, but I have my teammates and my family that believe in me so much; they see how hard I work.
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I do comedy to give people an ephemeral escape from the tragedy that permeates everyday life.
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I need talk more, call people out. It's not who I am, but I feel I need to do this more to bring more attention for me.
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A lot of producers now are people who stay in their office and never go to the set. I don't know how you can be the advocate of the movie if you're not there in it every day.
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The long-term value proposition for cellphone companies isn't just voice conversation - it's transfer of data.
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I believe that the power of literature is stronger than the power of tyranny.
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You know, I want to help my country. Definitely I can help them, simply by winning races. Sure, they can follow my path to a good career. But for me it is not enough. I want to be more than that. In everything I want to be a role model.
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If I ever had to be on an amusement park ride, I probably wouldn't get on one; I'm not a very adventurous person!
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I was convinced that the only thing I wanted to do ever - was write novels.
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London is like a girlfriend I loved, then really fell out with.
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In beloved Iraq, blood is flowing between brothers, in the shadow of an illegitimate foreign occupation, and abhorrent sectarianism threatens a civil war.
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The court finds everyone to be in contempt (including himself :-), and orders everyone sentenced to five years hard labor. (Working on Perl, of course.)
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They weave a slow andante as in sleep,Scaled yellow, swampy black, plague-spotted white;With blue and lidless eyes at watch they keepA treachery of silence; infinite.
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Mr. D, why is you doin' the Big Nasty on my bed?!
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If you attack the establishment long enough and hard enough, they will make you a member of it.
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Carlos: Manly-Man Training Academy, Butch speaking! … OH! Señor Ortiz! Sí, this is Toni's number. ...¿¡De qué estás hablando?! ¡No! I'm not the father! I'm just the babysitter, I swear! ¿Qué?! You want me to marry your daughter? Well okay, but I'm keeping my own name!
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Children that have been petted and waited upon, always expect it; and if their expectations are not met, they are disappointed and discouraged. This same disposition will be seen through their whole lives, and they will be helpless, leaning upon others for aid, expecting others to favor them and yield to them.
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I never get tired of smiling. I'm just the kind of guy who likes to smile.
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We have never really had absolute privacy with our records or our electronic communications - government agencies have always been able to gain access with appropriate court orders.
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If all of mathematics disappeared, physics would be set back by exactly one week.
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Everything is so tech now; everyone is so connected that way.
