Bill Hader Quotes
I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.

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Especially working in infectious disease, it's very interesting because these infectious diseases, these agents, they evolve over time. So it's very much an arms race and understanding how each changes to protect itself and to continue. And so it's very much this puzzle-solving but with this great urgency and importance in what you find.
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Such is the miraculous nature of the future of exiles: what is first uttered in the impotence of an overheated apartment becomes the fate of nations.
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I love engaging in conversation with other moms because we can relate to one another, and we swap valuable insight and information.
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I'm not a big fan of doing what my mother wants me to do, like any daughter.
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It is absolutely unacceptable to think that in the last year of the president's term, that he should stop doing his job, and he won't.
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I think the most expensive thing I've bought thus far is my Rolex.
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The truth is that we were born to have it all. And part of our handicap as adults is that we no longer understand our potential.
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The men and women of my generation are heirs to that great collective success which has been admired worldwide and of which we are so proud. It is now up to us to pass it on to the coming generations.
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I've always had a passion for music, but I never saw me as a musician for a living. I never thought that I could make a living. It never dawned on me.
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I will only think of settling down after Salman Khan, the other most eligible bachelor, plans to settle down. We are eligible bachelors, but he's the rock star, so let him get married first; then I'll think about myself.
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I love being a father. It's one of my big jobs is just being a parent. It's one of my favorite things I do.
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In its conception the literature prize belongs to days when a writer could still be thought of as, by virtue of his or her occupation, a sage, someone with no institutional affiliations who could offer an authoritative word on our times as well as on our moral life.
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Maurice was a silly man. Maurice liked being silly.
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What I wear is constantly evolving. I am really big on comfortable clothes. I love soft, loose-fitting clothing that has some edge or something new/fresh to it.
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Not all lies are harmful. Sometimes we're willing participants in deception for the sake of social dignity, maybe to keep a secret that should be kept secret, secret. We say, 'Nice song.' 'Honey, you don't look fat in that, no.'
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I work with some of the funniest writers in the country.
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With 'posts' running in the millions, Internet message boards have become an essential part of the savvy investor's arsenal.
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One must do the same subject over again ten times, a hundred times. In art nothing must resemble an accident, not even movement.
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I'm a hoot and a half, I like to think.
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We have the most beautiful planet - the Rockies, the purple fields of the United States, the Lake District, the Pyrenees, the turquoise seas of the tropics.
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My character in 'OK OK' has a lot of attitude, and it is an interesting one.
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It is galling to see such mendacious hypocrites as Kennedy and Biden at the Senate Judiciary Committee sitting in judgment on distinguished jurists.
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I'm not a religious person. My mom was of Jewish blood and my dad was Protestant.
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I set the time on my iPhone to be 30 minutes late, so I'm only an hour and a half late to appointments now.