Elizabeth McCracken Quotes
Revising stuff lately, I was shocked to see how often my characters scratched their ankles, felt their feet, and touched their own ears.

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Interviews make me so nervous - I can't get a sentence out of my mouth.
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Basically, I have a gift as an actress, and I want to present the sophisticated side of me as an actress and a person.
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In time we grow older, we grow wiser, we grow smarter, and we're better. And I feel like I'm becoming more seasoned, although I don't have my salt-and-pepper hair.
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As a boy, I was a member of a club run by the famous reptile showman Ross Allen, and the club sent its members pseudoscientific papers mimeographed on construction paper with a three-hole punch.
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I tell people marriage is a compromise, and so are renovations.
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Singing is a prayer to me.
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George W. Bush always said and did what he believed and he let it rip.
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Know your worth! People always act like they're doing more for you than you're doing for them.
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I grew up in a house full of women. I have two older sisters and my mum who is a very strong woman.
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I'm an outgoing girl, and I can't help the way I look.
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I am not Dr. Ron Paul. I am not Dr. Ron Paul, Jr. I am not Dr. Ron Paul Lite.
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The bottom line is this: Cash, in modest increments, has a role in any portfolio. But unless you are Warren Buffett, you should limit it to 2 or 3 percent.
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This President is going to lead us out of this recovery.
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We see then, commodities are in love with money, but 'the course of true love never did run smooth'.
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Perhaps I’m hiding from myself. Perhaps I don’t want to be what I’m supposed to be. Or perhaps I don’t want to keep living the life I already started to live.
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So I’ll walk the plank and I’ll jump with a smile.If I’m gonna go down, I’m gonna do it with style,and you won't see me surrender, you won't hear me confess,'Cuz you've left me with nothing, but i've worked with less.
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I've got seven MAC-11s, about eight .38s, nine 9s, ten MAC-10s. The shits never end, you can't touch my riches. Even if you have MC Hammer and them 3-5-7 bitches.
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You cut your life down for spite!
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You may have the administration of angels, you may see many miracles; . . . but I claim that the gift of the Holy Ghost is the greatest gift that can be bestowed upon man.
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Vincent van Gogh's mother painted all of his best things. The famous mailed decapitated ear was a figment of the public relations firm engaged by Van Gogh's dealer.
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Sitcoms are usually given short shrift by the acting profession, but it's quite an amazing job.
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IF you torture a single chicken and are caught, you're likely to be arrested. If you scald thousands of chickens alive, you're an industrialist who will be lauded for your acumen.
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Be the change you're trying to create.
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Revising stuff lately, I was shocked to see how often my characters scratched their ankles, felt their feet, and touched their own ears.