Kristen Johnston Quotes
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Your man wants to know that there's nothing you wouldn't do for him - if that's your committed relationship.
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In Australia, they really want to turn me into a religion. A religion! Can you imagine? The Church of Edna? Oh. I don't want to be over-revered.
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The mind is a superb instrument if used rightly. Used wrongly, however, it becomes very destructive. To put it more accurately... you usually don't use it at all. It uses you.
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Though it has plenty of competitors, Slack claims to be the 'fastest growing business application in history'.
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I've made a decision and now I must face the consequences.
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I think it's cool people love to hate me.
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For every person who has ever lived there has come, at last, a spring he will never see. Glory then in the springs that are yours.
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I find the whole disdain for ageing crazy.
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It'd be crazy to say just because an artist is not successful that means he's not talented. I don't think anybody really believes that, but sometimes it feels that way.
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The black community now in many ways divided itself the way the larger white community divides itself, over class issues. And that race is no longer the bond that it once was. That's one of the prices you pay for progress.
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Frankly, our adversaries are emboldened by the lack of American leadership in the world, and our friends and our allies, they have lost trust in us.
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Especially on unexpected journeys, you have time; you can figure certain deeper things out, like who you are and what you want. That's why I enjoy journeys.
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I never liked Hans Christian Andersen because I knew he was always getting at me.
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I think encouraging young people to twerk might be a bad thing. It's a stripper's move. If I had a daughter of nine, I wouldn't want her twerking.
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Biochemistry is the science of life. All our life processes - walking, talking, moving, feeding - are essentially chemical reactions. So biochemistry is actually the chemistry of life, and it's supremely interesting.
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Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.
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People lose it when I say this, but I'm a novelist who doesn't read novels. There are lots of good reasons for not reading novels! I'm also a game writer who doesn't play games - I keep everything very separate. The only crossover with me is comics. I write them, and I read them passionately.
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If I could give my teenaged self any advice, it would be 'Calm down!'
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A critic is a reader who ruminates. Thus, he should have more than one stomach.
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There are Katy-Perry-in-concert-type pieces that I look at and am like, 'This dress has a hundred cupcakes on it – I want it!' My mom will always talk me down.
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Stephen Colbert used to be my friend. I even signed the poor baby's cast when he hurt his hand.
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How much do you have to pay someone to be in a George Clooney/Alexander Payne film? Nothing! Because everyone in the world wants to be a part of it. Therefore you pay nothing. And that continues until you become something they need... I'm not that kind of actor. I'm blue collar and very replaceable.
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I think gold is made for kings and pharaohs - that's what I am.
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I'm a strong person, but I'd never resort to violence.
