Kristen Schaal Quotes
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I can no longer walk in the street. That's over.
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The claim made by Team Obama that every dollar in stimulus translates into a dollar-and-a-half in growth is economic fiction. The costs of stimulus reduce future growth. No country has ever spent itself to prosperity. The price of stimulus has to be paid sometime.
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Coming out of college with a degree in fine arts and painting isn't worth much any more.
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I was a dancer first, which made me realize how much I loved performing.
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After the war, when my husband came home, we had two more children, and domesticity for a while prevailed combined with beginning the work I had always wanted to do, which was writing a book.
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You can choose not to sit on the fence. You can choose not to criticise. You must stand as guard at the door of your own mind and choose to be positive.
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I don't know if I'm brave.
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You know what they say about Chicago. If you don't like the weather, wait fifteen minutes.
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So often is the virgin sheet of paper more real than what one has to say, and so often one regrets having marred it.
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I started in high school and regional theater. Anything that came into town, I wanted to be involved in, because I just wanted to learn.
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Pooh always liked a little something at eleven o'clock in the morning, and he was very glad to see Rabbit getting out the plates and mugs; and when Rabbit said, 'Honey or condensed milk with your bread?' he was so excited that he said, 'Both,' and then, so as not to seem greedy, he added, 'But don't bother about the bread, please.'
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If x is the population of the United States and y is the degree of imbecility of the average American, then democracy is the theory that x × y is less than y.
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When I want something to happen - or not happen - I begin to look at all events and all things as relevant, an opportunity to take or avoid. I found the opportunity.
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No one should have to live in fear.
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With real estate, it's location, location, location. In public speaking, it's acoustics, acoustics, acoustics.
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A lot of times when I sit down with the other comics and try to talk theory, they say I'm being too serious.
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The best feeling is when you finish a point at the net.
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I take my hair, and I just play with it. I'll just take my hand, I'll mess with the front, and then I'll just pat it on the back, and that's it. I promise you, I don't use hair spray, I don't go crazy with products. I just wake up, flip it, and boom, I go bowling.
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I guess the bigger you dream, the further you have to fall if you don't get it, so it can be a bit of a scary thing to be that ambitious.
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Modeling is the best because you have to look hot, which comes easy to me, you know. I'm blessed with that.
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And what do I want people to get from the music? Whatever they want. Whatever you like. Somebody asked me what I wanted to do. I just said I wanted to…just to give back to it what it’s given me. And to meet all the other people that are doing it…just to be in the world, really.
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I can exchange opinion with any neighbouring mind, I have as healthy flesh and blood as any rhymer's had, But O! my Heart could bear no more when the upland caught the wind; I ran, I ran, from my love's side because my Heart went mad.
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A brave man is a man who dares to look the Devil in the face and tell him he is a Devil.
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Sarcasm doesn't read sarcastic in print.
