Kristen Schaal Quotes
I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.
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More modern poetry is written than read.
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It's an honor to live on a legacy, getting to do what we love to do and try to be the best musicians that we can possibly be.
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Art is subjective. I'm not looking for people's praise.
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I did a lot of stunts, so the harness work isn't foreign to me either.
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I still pray a lot. I still believe in God. I just don't believe in any set religion.
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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Customers are enormously punishing when companies don't meet their expectations.
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The troops aren't red and blue. They're not black and white. They're not male and female. They are Americans! When they put their uniforms on, they are Americans. And that's a fact.
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Many of my constituents are in their 80s, 90s, even 100, and our focus is ensuring that their needs can be provided for.
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To come in and win three races already this year and maybe set a record by winning four is pretty unique. But guys like Mark Martin, Rusty Wallace and these guys are not wanting that to happen.
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The man who has won millions at the cost of his conscience is a failure.
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The Dalai Lama can claim the sanction of the Buddha, who is said to have altered his teachings in order to reach a diverse audience.
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God has no resolve; no karma attaches itself to Him.
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Let's just say the genes were there for me to excel athletically.
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I think about baseball when I wake up in the morning. I think about it all day and I dream about it at night. The only time I don't think about it is when I'm playing it.
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Any chance to get out and play live for some people and get out of the studio is nice.
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I've benefited from the best of both societies and both cultures, East and West.
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There is no such thing as a free lunch.
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Band I listen to most: The Ramones.
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Chipotles, which are dried jalapeno peppers, give out a terrific smoky flavour - they're warm, earthy and usually not too spicy.
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I don't feel comfortable talking about the specifics of how it all comes together, but the truth is, I don't ever know when Michelle Obama is going to wear my clothes! She, like everyone else, picks her outfits and wears them when she wants - sometimes two or three times. It's not ever calculated.
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Reese Witherspoon is my everywoman. She's managed to have a family and this amazing career. That's the goal.
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The passion here is really for Liza. Because of everything she has been through, people have forgotten Liza the artist.
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I never really saw myself as a standup comedian. I always just thought of myself as someone who used the eight minutes or 10 minutes she was allotted and had a blast.
