Kristen Schaal Quotes

In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

Kristen Schaal

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• In high school, I was doing a skit for forensics and people started laughing, more than I was prepared to deal with. It was a surprise.

  

  Kristen Schaal
  • People
  • School
  • High