In the Lamborghini I have to avoid certain roads because of pot holes, and there's nowhere to put my drink, no cup holder. And I'm not going to lie, it looks pretentious. I used to think it was cool to, like, drive it to dinner. Now? Like I really need to be looked at any more.
Lying can never save us from another lie.
Lies can be wonderful things, and when a lie is told artfully, if it's done with a degree of craftsmanship, I can't help but admire the liar.
Every time a congressman or pundit says its 'class warfare' to increase taxes on the wealthy, it's a massive lie.
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable.
Finley Peter Dunne
To reach a port we must sail, sometimes with the wind, and sometimes against it. But we must not drift or lie at anchor.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.
Biographies, as generally written, are not only misleading but false... In most instances, they commemorate a lie and cheat posterity out of the truth.
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.
If you're an average married couple, you're going to lie to your spouse in one out of every 10 interactions. Now, you may think that's bad. If you're unmarried, that number drops to three.
Ironically, I'm a really crap liar, even though I do it for a living. I give away too much, somehow. I can't lie!