Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
I'm a massive rom-com head! Like, every rom-com in the '90s and early 2000s, I've watched.

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In my career, I'm always trying to do something different.
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A fair question could be posed in this fashion: If people are not obeying existing laws, what makes us think they would obey any new laws?
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There is nothing cooler than to have them singing your words back to you. The last show I did, I was kind of nervous about putting the mic out there, because you're not sure how it's going to go. But I did, and they sang the whole chorus. I thought, 'Holy crap! That is the coolest feeling.' It's the biggest rush ever.
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I wanted to play Dracula because I wanted to say: 'I've crossed oceans of time to find you.' It was worth playing the role just to say that line.
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For some reason, the fans got behind me, and I don't know exactly why that is. I wasn't supposed to main event WrestleMania XXX, but the fans were so vocal about it that the fans had no choice but to put me in the match. I've had a lot of lucky breaks.
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We will see about Obama's legacy. I still think the historical nature of his candidacy will be the biggest part of his legacy.
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Never lose sight of the fact that the most important yardstick of your success will be how you treat other people - your family, friends, and coworkers, and even strangers you meet along the way.
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I'm a world class Beat Boxer; you should hear the noises I can make with my mouth.
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I can write with absolutely perfect penmanship with my feet. If I broke both my arms, I could still write a girl a love letter using just my toes.
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Keep your head up and be patient.
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I've still got a few moves from my days as a gymnast.
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My children speak very good Chinese, and they translate for our American friends.
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The world, as a rule, does not live on beaches and in country clubs.
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Hatred strikes me as one of the few signs of life remaining in the world. This is another thing about the world which is upsidedown: all the friendly and likable people seem dead to me; only the haters seem alive.
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cupido dominandi cunctis adfectibus flagrantior est
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When I think about 'Since U Been Gone,' I think the first thing that comes to mind is 'Livin' On A Prayer' - they're kind of like sisters, a little bit. And 'Call Me Maybe' was so wildly original, and so quirky, and so satisfying.
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Graduating business school, I had $150,000 of debt. An investment firm offered me a steady job, but it didn't feel right. It was 2007 in Silicon Valley, and I dreamed of starting an Internet company.
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Your bikini should compliment your dress, and they should work together to frame your body. It's just like layering a T-shirt under a blazer. Just keep your proportions in mind.
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I'll be very clear about this: I'm not a fan of getting rid of Dodd-Frank.
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I believe that we're all here for a purpose and that one of my biggest ones is to help people understand that they're beautiful.
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I kidnap children from bathrooms I eat the children for breakfast They were so young Yum Yum Yum
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My mum wanted me to be a doctor like my dad, and at 7, I really wanted to be a politician, and I managed in my mind to combine the two.
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I'm a massive rom-com head! Like, every rom-com in the '90s and early 2000s, I've watched.