Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.
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I don't do grey. I like my colour, my style.
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The primary way that we know about what lives in the ocean is we go out and drag nets behind ships. And I defy you to name any other branch of science that still depends on hundreds-of-year-old technology. The other primary way is we go down with submersibles and remote- operated vehicles. I've made hundreds of dives in submersibles.
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The blockchain does one thing: It replaces third-party trust with mathematical proof that something happened.
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As important as the presidency is, that's not the only thing to take a look at in determining the racial health of the United States.
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
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I clean up really well. I can get dolled up.
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If the FBI gets the 'back doors' it wants, Internet services would be required to create a massive online infrastructure for law enforcement to spy on members of the public.
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Televisa is the largest media company in the Spanish-speaking world, and the steps we have taken, which extend the tenure of our exclusive access to Televisa's premium Spanish-language telenovelas, sports, sitcoms, reality series, news programs and feature films, put Univision in a stronger competitive position.
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David Lynch helped me be cool.
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My mother had me when she was 15. My father died before I was born. So my mother was a teenage widow, and she used herself as her greatest example so I wouldn't end up in her position.
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Homophobia is manufactured in high schools, so it's probably useful to keep in mind that it really does bother people.
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I mean, I did plays in high school, but I was convinced you couldn't make a living doing it.
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Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!
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Joy is the serious business of Heaven.
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Grace must find expression in life, otherwise it is not grace.
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Script for an actor is like a bible. You carry it with you, you read it over and over, you go to your passages.
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I eat mostly vegetarian. I love meat, but I think it should be enjoyed on occasion - like cheesecake or blackouts.
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I'm exceptionally email un-savvy, so to reply to my emails is like a torture. It's like literally, half of all my emails, I get my secretary to type out for me. And the personal ones, I avoid and just pick up the phone and call them.
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There's no disputing that for pols, the Internet is a great way to connect with people and raise some cash and post 'Sopranos' parodies or play your opponent's macaca moments. But in a 'net root' sense, it's pretty useless for getting someone elected.
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My ex-wife is a water sign and I'm an earth sign. Together we made mud.
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I think that anything that has privileges have responsibility and all people that is clear about their responsibility has compromise.
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It's been very funny to try to act like an adult. Even getting dressed. Every day, I'm like, 'Should I wear a blazer and walk around with an umbrella? Do I carry a briefcase?' Because I'm trying to be some image of the adults I saw on TV growing up.
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I signed on with Disney to star and choreograph an original film.
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I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.
