Kumail Nanjiani Quotes
I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.
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I don't do grey. I like my colour, my style.
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The primary way that we know about what lives in the ocean is we go out and drag nets behind ships. And I defy you to name any other branch of science that still depends on hundreds-of-year-old technology. The other primary way is we go down with submersibles and remote- operated vehicles. I've made hundreds of dives in submersibles.
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The blockchain does one thing: It replaces third-party trust with mathematical proof that something happened.
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As important as the presidency is, that's not the only thing to take a look at in determining the racial health of the United States.
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I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
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I clean up really well. I can get dolled up.
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If the FBI gets the 'back doors' it wants, Internet services would be required to create a massive online infrastructure for law enforcement to spy on members of the public.
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Televisa is the largest media company in the Spanish-speaking world, and the steps we have taken, which extend the tenure of our exclusive access to Televisa's premium Spanish-language telenovelas, sports, sitcoms, reality series, news programs and feature films, put Univision in a stronger competitive position.
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David Lynch helped me be cool.
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My mother had me when she was 15. My father died before I was born. So my mother was a teenage widow, and she used herself as her greatest example so I wouldn't end up in her position.
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Homophobia is manufactured in high schools, so it's probably useful to keep in mind that it really does bother people.
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I mean, I did plays in high school, but I was convinced you couldn't make a living doing it.
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Once I was standing in line to buy a telephone and Senator Wirth was in line with me. The next day the New York Times reported that we'd both purchased telephones and what price we'd paid!
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Joy is the serious business of Heaven.
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Grace must find expression in life, otherwise it is not grace.
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Script for an actor is like a bible. You carry it with you, you read it over and over, you go to your passages.
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I eat mostly vegetarian. I love meat, but I think it should be enjoyed on occasion - like cheesecake or blackouts.
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I'm exceptionally email un-savvy, so to reply to my emails is like a torture. It's like literally, half of all my emails, I get my secretary to type out for me. And the personal ones, I avoid and just pick up the phone and call them.
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I think it will thrill you. It may shock you. It might even horrify you. So if any of you feel that you do not care to subject your nerves to such a strain, now is your chance to-Well, we warned you.
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In his own country, Death can be kind.
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Dirk Gently has been a long passion (my career started with Douglas Adams and my stage adaptation of Dirk Gently) .
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I think as an actor you're used to having to travel, so wherever the work, is you're willing to go.
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I have the best daddy in the whole world, and I will miss him every day. When I see a crocodile, I will always think of him, and I know that Daddy made this zoo so everyone could come and learn to love all the animals.
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I started doing standup because of Hugh Grant's best-man speech in 'Four Weddings,' which is basically a standup routine.
