David Sedaris Quotes
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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The nice thing about Reddit is, we don't have to sell your data or build a profile of you or do stuff that makes people feel uncomfortable.
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I love to have fun and goof around and be silly, so anybody who can also do that is good for me.
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One would think that plants belonging to the same genus would always produce identical or at least similar oils. But this is by no means so.
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I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12.
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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
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We are a nation in which freedom is alive in the squares and streets, in the daily work of the communications media, in the open relationship between the governing and the governed.
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I think they are very important because westerns have a code and a symbolism.
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I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
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What you lose in blindness is the space around you, the place where you are, and without that you might not exist. You could be nowhere at all.
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When I run - you can see my record - I run to win.
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When I see something that's wrong, I just speak and act first and I'll take the consequences later.
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I am always happy to use my song and dance training.
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Look, I'm not a blockbuster star.
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A sort of gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome sound, like a thousand eager men drinking soup in a foreign restaurant.
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Words can be very powerful. I find them very difficult.
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Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end, an end which it was already but too easy to arrive at.
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At that time my heart was all brokeI looked like ashes and smelled like smoke.And I turned away from my loving kindTry to leave my body and live in my mind.But it's much too much emotionTo hold it in your hand.They've got waves out on the oceanThey're gonna wear away the land.
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When we first met I was glad to be your pet like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie but fetching sticks was the best I had for tricks you got bored you got mad then you got crazy
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Whoever claims to be smart, but does not concentrate on the Hereafter, is lying.
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On some positions, cowardice asks the question, is it expedient? And then expedience comes along and asks the question, is it politic? Vanity asks the question, is it popular? Conscience asks the question, is it right? There comes a time when one must take the position that is neither safe nor politic nor popular, but he must do it because conscience tells him it is right.
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You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.
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I just like artist-driven projects, but for artists themselves: artist spaces, artist mentor programs, and artists buying buildings and making lofts. Doing whatever we can do. Because at the end of the day, I really think that we as a community only have each other.
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I usually sit around with the guitar in reach and grab it when I get an idea. Sometimes it lasts five minutes, and sometimes it lasts all day.
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
