David Sedaris Quotes
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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The nice thing about Reddit is, we don't have to sell your data or build a profile of you or do stuff that makes people feel uncomfortable.
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I love to have fun and goof around and be silly, so anybody who can also do that is good for me.
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One would think that plants belonging to the same genus would always produce identical or at least similar oils. But this is by no means so.
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I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12.
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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
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We are a nation in which freedom is alive in the squares and streets, in the daily work of the communications media, in the open relationship between the governing and the governed.
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I think they are very important because westerns have a code and a symbolism.
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I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
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What you lose in blindness is the space around you, the place where you are, and without that you might not exist. You could be nowhere at all.
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When I run - you can see my record - I run to win.
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When I see something that's wrong, I just speak and act first and I'll take the consequences later.
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I am always happy to use my song and dance training.
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Look, I'm not a blockbuster star.
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A sort of gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome sound, like a thousand eager men drinking soup in a foreign restaurant.
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Words can be very powerful. I find them very difficult.
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Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end, an end which it was already but too easy to arrive at.
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At that time my heart was all brokeI looked like ashes and smelled like smoke.And I turned away from my loving kindTry to leave my body and live in my mind.But it's much too much emotionTo hold it in your hand.They've got waves out on the oceanThey're gonna wear away the land.
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When we first met I was glad to be your pet like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie but fetching sticks was the best I had for tricks you got bored you got mad then you got crazy
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We would not deny the mind; but merely remember that as the corrective of wrong thinking is right thinking, the corrective of all thinking is the body.
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You can't please everyone, and trying to is the kiss of death. I don't care about Wayne Newton's demographics. When I do, I'll know that it's time to quit.
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One of the things that drives me is the excitement that I could fail. What better buzz can you get?
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People think I'm crazy because I travel too much, but I haven't been doing any of that lately because I got a little sick this year and I've tried to take care of it.
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
