David Sedaris Quotes
I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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The nice thing about Reddit is, we don't have to sell your data or build a profile of you or do stuff that makes people feel uncomfortable.
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I love to have fun and goof around and be silly, so anybody who can also do that is good for me.
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One would think that plants belonging to the same genus would always produce identical or at least similar oils. But this is by no means so.
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I read my first P.G. Wodehouse when I was 12.
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The only difference between the saint and the sinner is that every saint has a past, and every sinner has a future.
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We are a nation in which freedom is alive in the squares and streets, in the daily work of the communications media, in the open relationship between the governing and the governed.
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I think they are very important because westerns have a code and a symbolism.
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I am an idealist. I don't know where I'm going but I'm on my way.
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What you lose in blindness is the space around you, the place where you are, and without that you might not exist. You could be nowhere at all.
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When I run - you can see my record - I run to win.
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When I see something that's wrong, I just speak and act first and I'll take the consequences later.
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I am always happy to use my song and dance training.
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Look, I'm not a blockbuster star.
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A sort of gulpy, gurgly, plobby, squishy, wofflesome sound, like a thousand eager men drinking soup in a foreign restaurant.
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Words can be very powerful. I find them very difficult.
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Our inventions are wont to be pretty toys, which distract our attention from serious things. They are but improved means to an unimproved end, an end which it was already but too easy to arrive at.
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At that time my heart was all brokeI looked like ashes and smelled like smoke.And I turned away from my loving kindTry to leave my body and live in my mind.But it's much too much emotionTo hold it in your hand.They've got waves out on the oceanThey're gonna wear away the land.
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When we first met I was glad to be your pet like a Lab I once had that we called Maisie but fetching sticks was the best I had for tricks you got bored you got mad then you got crazy
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I did 'Christmas Carol' off and on through my teenage years, so I always had that dialect and that sound in my ear, which was so helpful. It became second nature.
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I have this odd tendency to be really sarcastic when I'm uncomfortable and I don't really know why but it just comes out and it's come out since I was a child.
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I believe very strongly that guns are instruments of death. That's all they're used for; there's no purpose for them other than to kill. I think you have to understand that in order to respect them. I have no fear of my teenage son handling weapons, because he has that respect.
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Why illustrate a great piece of writing whose very advocacy and evocation and efficacy lies within its very existence as writing?
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Remember, always give your best. Never get discouraged. Never be petty. Always remember, others may hate you. But those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself.
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
