David Sedaris Quotes
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There are no free lunches in life. You have to earn it. I am paying my dues. People have accused me of having it easy because I am Amitabh Bachchan's son. Yes, I am his son, and I've never run away from it. I work hard to make him proud.
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Sometimes you have to laugh about what gets published; sometimes it's annoying, but in general I don't care.
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On my show 'One on One', I interview leaders from around the world - in politics, business, art. My other show, 'Her Village', is more like 'The View'.
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You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship.
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Every single administration in American political history has put cronies and pals and donors into political positions. But normally those people become the ambassador to Liechtenstein or the deputy undersecretary of commerce.
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When I did 'Hot Fuzz,' I tried to get Barbara Steele in the movie, but I was told she had retired.
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I feel Dress for Success is basically about empowering women who were in a disadvantaged situation. The act of wearing a suit when she's walking in the door, it's so powerful - it's about gaining control of their lives and situations.
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I welcome the Democrats' ideas on Social Security. I think it is very important to make a bipartisan reform.
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I love Canada. Canada is a great neighbour. Canada has been a great friend and neighbor for many, many years.
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I would like to reconcile the church and the circus. I wanted to transform the theatre... to get my message across that there is only one God - the living man - the person sitting next to you. That is my religion. I believe that there is a sense to life.
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There are a lot of gay people in fashion, but it's not as if every gay person is a great creator.
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People become dons because they are incapable of doing anything else in life.
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'Love Story' I wrote on my bedroom floor in about 20 minutes.
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My dad was a single father, and he was a hunter.
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Character design, like story design, requires a hook to grab the reader's attention.
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The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you're rich.
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Et sane arduum debet esse, quod adeo raro reperitur. Qui enim posset fieri, si salus in promptu esset et sine magno labore reperiri posset, ut ab omnibus fere negligeretur? Sed omnia praeclara tam difficilia, quam rara sunt.
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It's my instinct more than my voice that keeps me on top.
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Every job leaves its residue, a bit of extra knowledge, a new skill-set.
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I don't have a family. I'd like to have one. I just haven't somehow gotten around to it yet.
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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice-president, and that one word is 'to be prepared'.
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It's one of my favourite types of comedy, just the awkward moments on camera. For many people, it's unbearable to watch, but I love seeing it when it's done right.
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I mean we The Beatles had to go through humiliation upon humiliation with the middle classes and showbiz and Lord Mayors and all that. They were so condescending and stupid. Everybody trying to use us. It was a special humiliation for me because I could never keep my mouth shut and I'd always have to be drunk or pilled to counteract this pressure. It was really hell .
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I always knew I wanted it to be illustrated.
