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Boom, baby!
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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
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Oh my God! I was always wondering what it would be like to run over a dried up, stinky, dick licker.
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
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I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
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It's so crazy in Hollywood.
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To be famous and broke is hard.
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Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.