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In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
David Spade -
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
David Spade
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I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
David Spade -
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
David Spade -
That's fine. Now should I give you the money or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass? Whee-hee!
David Spade -
To be famous and broke is hard.
David Spade -
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
David Spade -
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
David Spade