Dylan Moran Quotes
Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.

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I want to break down some of the stigma associated with mental illness.
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I really like using the softening cream. It helps me go out there with confidence to do what I need to do, and at the same time, it's very functional and helps keep the hair out of my mouth so I can focus on pitching.
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Listen, I'm not a politician. I'm not a news reporter. I make music, and I act.
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The director had come to Madrid to court me.
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Nobody, I think, ought to read poetry, or look at pictures or statues, who cannot find a great deal more in them than the poet or artist has actually expressed. Their highest merit is suggestiveness.
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Opera is the most complete art form. It includes drama, acting, technology (lighting), art (the sets), dance, and the epitome of the human voices. But mostly, go for the glorious music. The arts are crucial to the life of every community.
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Let us advance science to create a better world for all.
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Questions that require answers are what keep readers going - and the place to start raising those questions is with your very first sentence.
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Obviously it's more fun having my teammates there and having all that camaraderie, but individual workouts are not a loss.
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My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
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I hate wars and violence but if they come then I don't see why we women should just wave our men a proud goodbye and then knit them balaclavas.
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I'm not a walking extra in a Chekhov play; I'm no Slavic gloom or Irish gloom.
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In terms of the mechanics of story, myth is an intriguing one because we didn't make myth up; myth is an imprinture of the human condition.
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Human behavior in the midst of hardship caught my attention very early on, and my first stories were all pictures, no words.
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I've never played a gay character on screen, so that would be interesting. I've never played a gay character, and that would fascinate me because I'm not gay, so that would interest me.
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If you want to test your memory, try to recall what you were worrying about one year ago today.
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I've been into every doo-wop there is. I think I went to the university of doo-wop-ology.
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I think I surprise some people because a lot of the time, I roll out of bed and go to school, and it's like I don't wear anything that interesting sometimes.
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The issue of immigration is one of the most complex and politically difficult issues because there is so much passion on all sides.
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I never, ever drink while writing. Never have from the start, and I'm happy that I never have to. A lot of my stuff is plot-driven and mathematical, and I think you need a clean and sober mind to pin down the logistics of that.
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I think that after a year of Portishead I've become a little more sober.
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I've always kind of been in the middle of every room, trying to get people together, no matter what color they were.
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Those most moved to tears by every word of a preacher are generally weak and a rascal when the feelings evaporate.
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Some people have told me that I'm grumpy; it's not something that I'm aware of. It's not like I walk around poking children in the eye... not very small ones, anyway.