Demetri Martin Quotes
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You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.
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Every child needs to have for itself not only its loving parents and siblings and friends of its own age, but a grown-up friend.
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Well, Eminem, you know, I know him longer. Ive been signed to his label since 2001 and he's a good friend.
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When I was a kid - 10, 11, 12, 13 - the thing I wanted most in the world was a best friend. I wanted to be important to people; to have people that understood me. I wanted to just be close to somebody.
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I pretty much only wear Lilly Pulitzer ties because my best friend owns the company.
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The unrecorded past is none other than our old friend, the tree in the primeval forest which fell without being heard.
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When I was in primary school, my best friend was a boy and we always goofed around, climbed trees, got holes in my trousers and muddied all my tops and things like that; a complete nightmare for the washing, but great fun.
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Up to nineteen seventy six when I quit gymnastics I was very, disappointed because I didn't have anything which is, live with. I didn't have a friend so I didn't have a coach anymore.
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I am like a friend to my kids. My wife, Sangeeta, handles their studies, etc.
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I have a teacher friend who gets nervous when there's $200 in her account. But at least she knows that in a week, she'll get another paycheck. I have no idea.
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If I had a robot friend, he or she would be electric.
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I met Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu years ago during my college days, and I was in charge of international promotion of this movie festival he was invited to as part of the jury, and then he saw my work on a short film that was directed by a friend of mine.
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Ninoy Aquino was a friend; I knew his faults, which were outweighed by his virtues.
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I had a friend who was getting married. I said, 'You're getting married - I didn't know about all this!' She said, 'I need health benefits.'
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It can be very intense being an actor; it can be quite a small world. Then you speak to your friend who is a scientist and they have a completely different perspective.
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Eminem is more like a friend. And I'm also a fan on Eminem.
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Juan Tripp was a friend. Good name for an airline man, huh? Juan Tripp after another?
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.
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With experience in boxing, you learn how to be a scientific boxer and how to fight easy.
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You know why I fear people's judgment? Because I know they're judging. I know they are.
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More than 65,000 horses were slaughtered in the United States in 2004, a 50 percent increase since 2002.
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The stubbornness of a weak man should never be underestimated. The weak tend to be very stubborn when they've decided on something.
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When you built television sets, you have all this test equipment. And you'd have all these lines and squares on the screen to test it. So it occurred to me that it might be fun for people to control the lines and squares on the screen.
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When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.
