Demetri Martin Quotes
Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

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It wouldn't be fair to drag a child round the world, touring.
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We say God and the imagination are one... How high that highest candle lights the dark.
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I like to dress for my body type and for my coloring.
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We are asleep with compasses in our hands.
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But in the east the sky was pale and through the gray woods came lanterns with wagons and horses, bringing Grandpa and Grandma and aunts and uncles and cousins.
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Our mission is to help founders and anyone or anything that helps founders helps us with our mission.
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I expect the Republicans will enjoy a large bounce out of their convention. They're here wrapping themselves in the 9/11 flag, which I think is inappropriate in many ways, but it's their choice.
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It's a different era. Our job now is to show leadership and vision and to help the next generation of artists.
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I feel like an alien. I feel people don't like me. People behaved strangely after 'Rockstar.'
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I've always been extremely physically active.
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An actor has to embody a role.
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In real terms, there is a greater disparity of earnings between the very rich and the very poor.
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Comedians do movies and TV so that when they tour, they sell out. That's the goal: To get popular enough so the place is packed.
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Most people who have encountered mercury have done so after breaking a mercury thermometer. And many of us who saw the liquid balls of mercury scatter across a floor or countertop considered the element the most beautiful on the periodic table.
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I go to all these photo shoots, and each time I figure out something new about myself and what I want to wear.
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Part of what made 'The Bling Ring' such a fun, freeing experience was that we got to wear these really over-the-top clothes we'd never pick in real life - like for the nightclub scenes, we'd have on these really short, really tight dresses. But you know what - I actually learned how to walk in heels on that set!
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In his enigmatic and cunning story 'The Crown of Feathers,' Isaac Bashevis Singer refuses to produce uncontradictory evidence of God's will but rather mixes all signals, jams the evidence, stalls every conclusion.
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The dons of Oxford and Cambridge are too busy educating the young men to be able to teach them anything.
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Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
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You have to be reasonable with yourself and not feel guilty when things aren't perfect.
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages.
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Katie Otto goes after stuff she doesn't feel is right, and she stands up for it. I do that too, just kind of in a slightly kinder way because I'm from the South.
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The presidency is not an office job.
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Employee of the month is a good example of how somebody can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.