Dennis Miller Quotes

The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

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• When think about the Frank Oceans of the world, it's not like we don't have gay men within the hip-hop community.

  

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• Here or henceforward it is all the same to me, I accept Time absolutely.

  

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• The intelligent man is one who has successfully fulfilled many accomplishments, and is yet willing to learn more.

  

  Ed Parker
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• I was born in Nashville, Tenn., but I have lived in a number of places. In 1937, I moved to Baltimore, Md., where I attended junior high and high school. I lived there for five years before leaving for college.

  

  Nancy Roman
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• When I wake up every morning, I thank God for the new day.

  

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• I'm so bored of all these girls who have written about 20 books by the time they're 25.

  

  Gail Porter
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• My mom is probably the only person shorter than me that I'm scared of. Still to this day. She's, like, five-two, maybe.

  

  Nate Robinson
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• The first time I ever went out of the country, it was to London. I was with the choir from my college, and we were touring around all these different churches. I loved it so much I tried to find a way to stay there.

  

  Forest Whitaker
  • Time
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• I enjoy my life. I think I have a very good life. And I think I'm very satisfied with the direction of my career and just my lifestyle and everything like that. So I wouldn't change a single thing.

  

  Macaulay Culkin
  • Life
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• We always did everything ourselves.

  

  Quavo Migos
  • Always
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• I'd grown up an athletic child, a competitive soccer player since age 4, with stints ranging from months to years in gymnastics, softball, volleyball.

  

  V. E. Schwab
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• Hospitals must provide emergency treatment to all who walk through the door, regardless of their citizenship status or ability to pay.

  

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  • Door
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• Get a feedback loop and listen to it. … When people give you feedback, cherish it and use it.

  

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• My new question was, What do you do when your dreams come true? My answer was: Find new ones.

  

  Yiannis Chryssomallis
  • True
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• I made a misstatement and I stand by all my misstatements.

  

  Dan Quayle

• Public opinion, in its raw state, gushes out in the immemorial form of the mob's fear. It is piped into central factories, and there it is flavoured and coloured and put into cans.

  

  H. L. Mencken
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• I can testify to what UNICEF means to children, because I was among those who received food and medical relief right after World War II, I have a long-lasting gratitude and trust for what UNICEF does.

  

  Audrey Hepburn
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• There ought to be a million-person march on the Mall... that can be heard in the living quarters of the White House.

  

  Arlen Specter
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• I always say writing a play is like toothache: I find it incredibly painful, and it's only once the play's out that the pain is gone.

  

  Abi Morgan
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• It is true, as the champions of the extremists say, that there can be no life without change, and that to be afraid of what is different or unfamiliar is to be afraid of life. It is no less true, however, that change may mean death and not life, and retrogression instead of development.

  

  Edmund Morris
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• When I was young, I was extremely scared of dying. But now I think it a very, very wise arrangement. It's like a light that is extinguished. Not very much to make a fuss about.

  

  Ingmar Bergman
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• We must always remember that, as Americans, we all have a common enemy - an enemy that is dangerous, powerful and relentless. I refer, of course, to the federal government.

  

  Dave Barry
  • Remember
  • Powerful
  • Enemy

• The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq.

  

  Dennis Miller