Dick Van Dyke Quotes
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.

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If I look back I feel frightened, not happy, because my life is a bit of a mystery to me.
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Appreciate everything your associates do for the business.
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There is a supply for every demand.
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I once interviewed my grandma for a class project about the Second World War. After 70 years filled with marriage, children, grandchildren, death, poverty and triumph, the thing about which she was unquestionably the proudest and most excited was that she and her family did their part during the war.
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People don't know that when there is something running in my mind, I start smiling. If I'm angry, I smile and blush.
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I think lots of men are like that. We sort of get dressed by our girlfriends.
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I'm noise-sensitive. It's always better for me if things are quiet, so I can concentrate.
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The beauty comes with the balance. Everyone should find his own balance in his personal as well as his professional life. Once you do so, you will feel and look beautiful.
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I go to Wal-Mart all the time. The one in my hometown of Hendersonville, Tenn., is open 24 hours, so I go there a lot to buy DVDs and stuff like that.
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We don't look at records, but if we can make history in this club, we will. It's not only about Chelsea, this league.
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There's enough hard stuff going on in people's lives, and you really need that joy that laughter can bring. I don't have to put that in a Christian compartment.
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I wish we all would get up and go into the labs and take the animals out or burn them down.
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Humans are an embarrassing species w/ small glimmers of beauty that seep through the veil of bigotry&stupidity, every once in a small while.
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'I have come to kill you.'The death’s heads shrugged. 'You have come to try.'
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(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/
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People knew about 110 years of chess history. Nowadays, nobody is able to tell you the name of the world champion of 2000.
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Vana quoque ad veros accessit fama timores.
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I don't think it's a bad thing to go out there and challenge yourself as an actor.
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China needs a table-tennis-like solidity in football.
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I was voted best-looking kid in high school but, as you can see, things changed. I used to say I was a 260 pound Woody Allen. You can make that 295 pound now.
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The dreaded phrase in design circles is 'show and tell.'
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Most producers I've known were writers first, and writing is a vital part of any game show. You could easily argue that the writing is the key ingredient that makes 'Jeopardy!' so great.
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Lime juice makes things taste fresher. I use it for drinks, salsas, relishes, soups, and sauces. You want some give to your limes - firmness means the inside is dry - and they'll stay softer longer if you don't refrigerate them.
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I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.