Dick Van Dyke Quotes
I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.

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If I look back I feel frightened, not happy, because my life is a bit of a mystery to me.
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Appreciate everything your associates do for the business.
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There is a supply for every demand.
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I once interviewed my grandma for a class project about the Second World War. After 70 years filled with marriage, children, grandchildren, death, poverty and triumph, the thing about which she was unquestionably the proudest and most excited was that she and her family did their part during the war.
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People don't know that when there is something running in my mind, I start smiling. If I'm angry, I smile and blush.
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I think lots of men are like that. We sort of get dressed by our girlfriends.
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I'm noise-sensitive. It's always better for me if things are quiet, so I can concentrate.
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The beauty comes with the balance. Everyone should find his own balance in his personal as well as his professional life. Once you do so, you will feel and look beautiful.
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I go to Wal-Mart all the time. The one in my hometown of Hendersonville, Tenn., is open 24 hours, so I go there a lot to buy DVDs and stuff like that.
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We don't look at records, but if we can make history in this club, we will. It's not only about Chelsea, this league.
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There's enough hard stuff going on in people's lives, and you really need that joy that laughter can bring. I don't have to put that in a Christian compartment.
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I wish we all would get up and go into the labs and take the animals out or burn them down.
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Humans are an embarrassing species w/ small glimmers of beauty that seep through the veil of bigotry&stupidity, every once in a small while.
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'I have come to kill you.'The death’s heads shrugged. 'You have come to try.'
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(singing) Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!/
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People knew about 110 years of chess history. Nowadays, nobody is able to tell you the name of the world champion of 2000.
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Vana quoque ad veros accessit fama timores.
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I like 'Citizen Kane,' I like 'The Godfather,' all the ones that everyone should see, whether you're an actor or not.
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If the flu situation in your town is serious, cancel a large long-awaited party you had scheduled, but promise the guests in an e-mail that you will reschedule the party as soon as possible.
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Directing is really exciting. In the end, it's more fun to be the painter than the paint.
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One hopes, of course, that a relationship grows and becomes a deep and wonderful marriage and friendship that lasts forever. But that's not always the case.
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The only thing I did is, I wore the same pair of socks in every decathlon I was ever in.
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I've won several Emmys, a Tony and a Grammy, so maybe somebody will let me have an Oscar, and then I'll have a full set.