Bob Saget Quotes
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.

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I was probably never going to get to do the kind of things dramatically that I really wanted to do, so I returned to theater from time to time, and to write, and produce. It's by no means sour grapes.
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I got a telegraph from my mother who said that my step-father had had a heart attack, come home and earn a living. So I went back to England and the only thing I knew to earn any cash was through hairdressing.
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I think the interesting thing about the word 'posh' is that it is so relative; it's quite a provocative title because people have strong feelings about that word.
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Appearance is something absolute, but reality is not that way - everything is interdependent, not absolute.
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On the one hand, the rich look askance at our continuing poverty - on the other, they warn us against their own methods.
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I haven't only been offered Hasidic roles.
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Everyone should learn to tango in Argentina before they die.
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The fundamental thing about my personality is that I think I'm an imposter.
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I love 'The Wire;' that's my favorite show, so I'll watch that.
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We're on the verge of a financial collapse unless we balance the budget, and that means some really, really tough decisions.
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Do not try to do too much with your own hands. Better the Arabs do it tolerably than you do it perfectly. It is their war, and you are to help them, not to win it for them.
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My parents took me to a movie, and I remember wanting to sit apart from them for some reason. I wanted to be a big boy or whatever. I remember looking up on that screen. It was a movie about medieval knights. All I remember is saying, 'I want to do that. I want to make movies.'
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My wife attends a Presbyterian church.
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Any show that's bringing in a young audience is doing a good thing, because that's the only way that theater will continue to grow. All the other audience members are going to be dead soon!
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It's not my goal to be a famous actor.
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I felt that a number of people might have questioned my loyalty, but I continue to be a patriotic American.
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I kind of liked the idea of filming musicians. I could like a musician and know, at the same time, maybe nobody else maybe liked them much or appreciated them.
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Pleasure does not equal happiness; it's part of happiness.
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I had a remarkably happy childhood; whatever scars I have are self-inflicted.
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Jazz should be recognized as music of the people, based in a lot of accents and melodies. What is jazz but music that people danced to? Jazz has the dynamic thing. I don't think you have to be playing only Charlie Parker licks on your horn or whatever the new version of that is.
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Toni Collette has been a huge influence. She was my absolute number one idol, and then I got 'United States of Tara.' I was pinching myself. I couldn't believe the first day I was on set, and I got pages of dialogue of real stuff to do with her.
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People recognize actors that they see regularly, like people they see on the television every week.
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I'd rather deal with a Mob guy shaking hands on a deal than a Hollywood lawyer, who, the minute you get the contract signed, is trying to figure out how to screw you.
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I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn't get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn't join a biker club.