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The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
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Money can't buy poverty.
Marty Feldman
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
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I feel about Keaton the way an organist thinks of Bach.
Marty Feldman -
Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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Sex is two plus two making five, rather than four. Sex is the X ingredient that you can't define, and it's that X ingredient between two people that make both a man and a woman good in bed. It's all relative. There are no rules.
Marty Feldman
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I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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I carry Keaton's photo around with me to remind me what happened to him. If the Hollywood system can destroy him it can destroy me.
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
Marty Feldman