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I'm very impatient, so I was like, 'I want to be able to do whatever I want now.' But even the biggest stars - you look back and they weren't overnight.
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We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.
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I hope people come to the shows because they feel like there's something there that I can't necessarily articulate, but it's real and it's fun.
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I started doing '30 Rock' and started writing 'Mystery Team' at the beginning of that. While I was doing 'Mystery Team,' I started practicing stand-up. While I was doing stand up, I got 'Community.' It's like I planted trees six years ago, and now they have fruit.
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Twitter does have an effect on everything - things you put out there, they are out there for good.
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I think that's what makes a good rapper. Somebody who wants to push themselves and their audience further.
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I try and go to as many places as possible. It's really cool that I even get to see different places.
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A lot of the rap shows I saw as a kid were boring, but if you went to a Rage show or a Justice show, the kids were losing their minds.
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Also, I realized a lot of kids are listening to me. Whether I want to be or not, they're looking up to me.
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When anybody pays you to be creative, you're very lucky.
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Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.
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I try to be me to the utmost.
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I'd much rather have AIDS than a baby... They're not that different at all. They're both expensive, you have them for the rest of your life, they're constant reminders of the mistakes you've made and once you have them, you pretty much can only date other people who have them.
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I'm trying hard not to use a specific reference, but you'll probably know it's you after the first sentence.
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I personally don't believe people really grow. They just learn stuff when they were a kid, and hold on to it, and that affects every relationship they have.
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I keep it wrapped until i meet the right one 'Cause I ain't Mumford, I ain't trying to have sons
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Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.
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When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.
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Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date.
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A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.