M. Ward Quotes
I love the idea that I planned my career. I did not. It started out by getting invitations from artists that I really love and respect, to share a stage... I've been very lucky in that I haven't had to create a five-year plan. It's evolved.

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The mystery of government is not how Washington works but how to make it stop.
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With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style.
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All I suggest is to make K-12 like higher education. Higher education in the United States is the best in the world because these institutions compete with each other for your tuition dollar. Let's just bring competition to public education.
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This identity, this mind, this particular cast of speech, is nearly over.
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The hardest thing in the world to do is to have someone in a seat in a theater laughing so hard that they're making weird sounds.
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Cuz I was never pretty anyway and never cared anything about that.
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In the future, I want to have super-fights.
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You must prune dead or dying wood.
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A good stand-up, you lead the audience. You don't kowtow to the audience. Sometimes the audience is wrong. I always think the audience is wrong.
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Any time I'm in a moving thing, like an airplane, I'm usually asleep before we even get on our way.
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I started riding the whole 'fluffy' train, and it's a cute word and socially a lot more acceptable than someone saying is fat or obese. If you call a girl 'fat,' yo, she'll raise hell, but if you say, 'Aw girl, look at you, you're fluffy,' there's almost a sexy appeal to it.
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I'm one of those people if you ask, 'What's your favourite song?' I'm going to give you five. I don't have just one favourite.
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The family is the school of duties - founded on love.
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You know, we're really destroying ourselves because we're really making the motivating force of anything we do selfish.
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I'm not angry, I'm not an angry person, but I do sometimes like playing with the perception of anger, as in pretending that I'm more angry than I actually am, and sometimes it works quite well.
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The Afghans did not have sophisticated weapons like the Soviets did, but with their faith they defeated a superpower.
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There's no such thing as a non-final cut director.
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There is evidence that some of al Qaeda's nuclear efforts over the years met with swindles and false leads.
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'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.
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I'm not here to judge Mike Tyson. I'm not here to judge nobody. I'm not here to monitor no other fighters. I respect him for what he did in the sport of boxing. He was an entertainer.
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Design your financial future in every respect, and then make a plan to achieve it.
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I love the idea that I planned my career. I did not. It started out by getting invitations from artists that I really love and respect, to share a stage... I've been very lucky in that I haven't had to create a five-year plan. It's evolved.