Douglas Adams Quotes
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It'd be like a bunch of rivers, the Amazon and the Mississippi and the Congo asking how the Atlantic Ocean might affect them… and the answer is, of course, that they won't be rivers anymore, just currents in the ocean.
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I've been trying to... Having been an English literary graduate, I've been trying to avoid the idea of doing art ever since. I think the idea of art kills creativity.
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Generally, old media don't die. They just have to grow old gracefully. Guess what, we still have stone masons. They haven't been the primary purveyors of the written word for a while now of course, but they still have a role because you wouldn't want a TV screen on your headstone.
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We no longer think of chairs as technology; we just think of them as chairs. But there was a time when we hadn't worked out how many legs chairs should have, how tall they should be, and they would often 'crash' when we tried to use them.
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The Great Zaganza said: 'You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.'
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The door was the way to... to... The Door was The Way. Good. Capital letters were always the best way of dealing with things you didn't have a good answer to.
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When you write your first book aged 25 or so, you have 25 years of experience, albeit much of it juvenile experience. The second book comes after an extra year sitting in bookshops. Pretty soon, you begin to run on empty.
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To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.
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Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
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I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
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You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
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AALST (n.) One who changes his name to be further to the front.
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We don't have to save the world. The world is big enough to look after itself. What we have to be concerned about is whether or not the world we live in will be capable of sustaining us in it.
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The idea that Bill Gates has appeared like a knight in shining armour to lead all customers out of a mire of technological chaos neatly ignores the fact that it was he, by peddling second rate technology, led them into it in the first place, and continues to do so today.
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Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.
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You are disoriented. Blackness swims toward you like a school of eels who have just seen something that eels like a lot.
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I seldom end up where I wanted to go, but almost always end up where I need to be.
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I've come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies:
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The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them.
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If we think that the world is here for us we will continue to destroy it the way we have been destroying it, because we think we can do no harm.
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The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
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...he had a tremendous propensity for getting lost when driving. This was largely because of his 'Zen' method of navigation, which was simply to find any car that looked as if it knew where it was going and follow it. The results were more often surprising than successful, but he felt it was worth it for the sake of the few occasions when it was both.