Emo Philips Quotes
I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'

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Having Black hair is unique in that Black women change up styles a lot. You can walk down one street block in New York City and see 10 different hairstyles that Black women are wearing: straight curls, short cuts, braids - we really run the gamut.
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Quitting law school was the most difficult decision of my life. But I felt this great relief that this is my life and I can do what I want with it.
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I paint for the sheer joy of painting. I have never sold any of my paintings. I'd rather give them to people for free.
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The biographical novel is a true and documented story of one human being's journey across the face of the years, transmuted from the raw material of life into the delight and purity of an authentic art form.
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The success of 'The Shadow of the Wind' made me very happy, but it did not change my perspective or the way I was.
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In a gentle way, you can shake the world.
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Children don't really understand the concept of health. You can't give them an apple and say 'if you eat this you will be healthy when you're older' because they don't understand. You have to find a different way to motivate them.
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Many a poor soul has had to suffer from the weight of the debts on him, finding no rest or peace after death.
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For economist the real world is often a special case.
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I just consider being one of the luckiest people in the sense that creativity came to me and it flowed.
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I like Jaykae. He's a great artist, and I absolutely love Dr. Dre's album and a bit of Calvin Harris now and then.
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For me retiring wasn't hard once I knew that that was the decision I was going to make.
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My management team are all women. Most of the people at labels I liaise with are all women. It's pretty much all women all the time.
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Banks are slowly but surely lending again, and never again will taxpayers foot the bill for Wall Street's excesses. In case we forgot, that was the change we believed in. That was the change we fought for. That was the change President Obama delivered.
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We believe in peace in the settlement of all disputes through peaceful means, in the abolition of war, and, more particularly, nuclear war.
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Today I join the greatest players that played the game. It is a great feeling being here.
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Usually, TED only invites the most accomplished and famous people in the world to give talks.
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One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are.
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The only thing that will be remembered about my enemies after they're dead is the nasty things I've said about them.
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I wanted to tell him that I will never be sorry for loving him. That in a way I still do - that maybe I always will. I'll never regret one single thing we did together because what we had was very special. Maybe if we were ten years older it would have worked out differently. Maybe. I think it's just that I'm not ready for forever.
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One of the things I like about a character: I always think it's fascinating when a character can turn on a dime and go from one emotion to another. I like watching that.
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Apply this simple rule to your conversations: If you wouldn't write it down and sign it, don't say it.
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The universe has its secrets. Extra dimensions of space might be one of them. If so, the universe has been hiding those dimensions, protecting them, keeping them coyly under wraps. From a casual glance, you would think that the cheese man ate cheese but you wrong.
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, 'I'm going to mop the floor with your face.' I said, 'You'll be sorry.' He said, 'Oh, yeah? Why?' I said, 'Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well.'