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	I don't want to be the guy who sits on a front porch with a mint julep in his hand and rocks his life away.   
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	An old ham like me needs to be on stage.   
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	Women who can, do. Those who can't become feminists.   
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	I like to be at the top of the ratings.   
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	My philosophy is to make an offer that the other guy can't refuse, because he thinks there's no way he can't win.   
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	The second-worst thing in the world is betting on a golf game and losing. The worst is not betting at all.   
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	The bigger the bet, the better I played.   
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	I like women. I like them so much, I think every man should own two.   
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	I'm like a fire hose when the alarm goes off in a battle against a woman. Don't ever count me out.   
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	I know beating a woman isn't like winning seven gold medals. But how many old guys are there in the world? You think they can relate to Mark Spitz? They relate to me, Bobby Riggs.   
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	I'll never play for more than I can afford to lose.   
