Golf Quotes
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Golf is such a wonderful game, I love it to death.
Charlie Sifford
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
P. G. Wodehouse
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Owning a great golf course gives you great power.
Donald Trump
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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book ever written. It has emptied more churches than all the counter-attractions of cinema, motor-bicycle and golf course.
A. A. Milne
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Let the machine take care of the machines, and I'll go spend more time with my family, or golf.
Mark Goddard
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A smart girl is one who knows how to play tennis, golf, piano -- and dumb.
Marilyn Monroe
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Miniature golf, like billiards, is a game of angles. And, like billiards, most of the fun is in pretending you know what the hell you're doing. The worse you do, the more you have to laugh.
Victor LaValle
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Archery is not a sport for everyone. The equipment costs a lot, and it is not easy for everyone to find a place to play. It is perhaps similar to golf, but of course there are more golf courses than archery fields.
Im Dong-Hyun
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Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
P. G. Wodehouse
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When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Elvis was a great guy. We'd just horse around together or go to see a movie. He drove me around Graceland in a golf cart. He was a fan of our music and was curious about how I sounded so black.
Bill Medley
The Righteous Brothers
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Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you.
Hal Linden
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Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best.
Jack Nicklaus
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If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
Jack Lemmon
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"After all, golf is only a game", said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is any kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying.
P. G. Wodehouse
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I went to Moses Malone's golf tournament in Houston, and I've been hooked ever since.
J. R. Smith
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In fantasy land, I wish I could be a pro golfer. I love golf - the most frustratingly brilliant game on the planet.
Mark Hadlow
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Country music is important to me, and I love it, but it's not my whole life... I like to be outdoors, I like to hunt, I like to fish, I like to play golf.
George Strait
