Golf Quotes
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
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Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
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Country music is important to me, and I love it, but it's not my whole life... I like to be outdoors, I like to hunt, I like to fish, I like to play golf.
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I bought my first electric car in 1970. Its top speed was 15 mph and it had just a 15 mile range - it was essentially a golf cart with a windshield wiper and a horn.
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Being the world's greatest athlete just does not get it done on the golf course.
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If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
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I love horse racing, I play golf, and I love travelling.
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I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.
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I can't hit a ball more than 200 yards. I have no butt. You need a butt if you're going to hit a golf ball.
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I don't hit it very far; I don't overpower a golf course, but I think I'm a pretty decent putter. At Augusta National, putting is premium.
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For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance to go to Tiger Woods Golf Camp. He taught me how to swing and was hitting the ball, and this dude was unreal.
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I played a lot of baseball growing up, and I always hit better if I kept moving before the pitch instead of standing still in the batter's box. I think a waggle does the same thing in the golf swing. It keeps you relaxed and gets your body ready to hit the ball.
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Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.
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I'm not the most charismatic, maybe emotional, fun-packed individual on the golf course; I get that.
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I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.
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I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.
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The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete.
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Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.
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In golf, it's almost impossible to be perfect on each shot; that's the fun and challenge of golf.
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If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
