Golf Quotes
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New Zealand has a great reputation in America for golf.
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Everyone has something that they desperately need that makes them feel good, that they don't want anything to get in the way of. Whether it's a man's golf game, whether it's a woman's cooking. I have a friend who has to clean. She's addicted to cleaning.
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My golf swing is probably the most horrendous you've ever seen. I look like I'm trying to attack the ball.
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If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
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The best thing about golf is ultimately what it teaches you about yourself. And the worst thing is how freakin' nervous it can make you feel.
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It's hard not to play golf that's up to Jack Nicklaus standards when you are Jack Nicklaus.
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Lots of people still don't think of golf as a sport.
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In Valdosta, Ga., during a mini-tour event, a player named James Black bet me $20 he could put five golf balls in his mouth and then close his mouth all the way. I tried it but could get only two in there.
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I think it's great fun sometimes when I am playing golf, just to give it a little uch, is to bet the other guy five bucks a hole or something like that.
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Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.
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Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.
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I don't know if I have a brand. I just see myself as an athlete and a competitor, someone who just works really hard at trying to get better at golf. I guess I'm kind of the feel-good story who's seen every level of professional golf.
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I’m going to fight for every American in every last part of this nation. We have a president who doesn’t fight. He goes out and plays golf all the time.
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There is no such thing as natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls.
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What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.
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I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.
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I think that Pebble Beach is my favorite golf course to go to. I think Augusta is my favorite place to go play golf.
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A big part of managing a golf course is managing your swing on the course. A lot of guys can go out and hit a golf ball, but they have no idea how to manage what they do with the ball. I've won as many golf tournaments hitting the ball badly as I have hitting the ball well.
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Practice, work out, proper nutrition, lots of work on my short game. In golf, that's really where the strokes come off the scorecard.
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
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Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete.
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If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
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Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course... the space between your ears.
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
