Golf Quotes
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If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time.
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I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs.
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The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth.
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For me, take Tiger Woods. I always thought he was great, but I never truly understood how good he was until I had the chance to go to Tiger Woods Golf Camp. He taught me how to swing and was hitting the ball, and this dude was unreal.
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I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.
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Golf is a humbling sport.
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If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.
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I love working. I’m not a vacation guy. Right? Like Obama, he plays golf in Hawaii. He flies in a 747.
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Golf is a game with morals. There's always an opportunity to be a scoundrel. That's why it's a gentleman's game.
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The good part is if I play a solid round of golf, it will be very hard for the others to beat me. And that's all I'm thinking about.
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Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
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The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish.
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Here's a simple way to abolish golf's elitist and exclusionary image and make it a truly all-American sport: ditch that fifties-Republican-martini-drinker's green Brooks Brothers-style sport jacket and make the winner of the Masters slip on something in, say, black leather with plenty of metal studs.
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Going to the golf course every day for work? That's a good job.
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Golf is a puzzle without an answer. I've played the game for 40 years and I still haven't the slightest idea how to play.
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If you think your hands are more important in your golf swing than your legs, try walking a hole on your hands.
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Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete.
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I don't hit it very far; I don't overpower a golf course, but I think I'm a pretty decent putter. At Augusta National, putting is premium.
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There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It might as well be Tiger, because he's such a great kid.
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It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.
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I played a lot of baseball growing up, and I always hit better if I kept moving before the pitch instead of standing still in the batter's box. I think a waggle does the same thing in the golf swing. It keeps you relaxed and gets your body ready to hit the ball.
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
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I think it's great fun sometimes when I am playing golf, just to give it a little uch, is to bet the other guy five bucks a hole or something like that.
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I don't have a life, I really don't. I'm as close to a nun as you can be without the little hat. I'm a golf nun.
