Jake Roberts Quotes
I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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A theoretical system does not merely state facts which have been observed and that logically deducible relations to other facts which have also been observed.
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I did some martial arts training for 'Confessions of a Dangerous Mind,' since the character was an assassin.
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Of course, I want to look the best I can, but I am playing characters that should match my age, and the women and the material that I am interested in are usually going through something. I have to be able to live in my face and tell the story of the character I've taken on.
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There's no safe Republican district. You can run, but you cannot hide.
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I have had success throughout the years. Some of the hard rock bands today don't have the history that I have.
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I'm not a fanatic about exercising. For me, it's about moderation and balance.
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I think in life, if you continue to challenge yourself, you can pride yourself in what you continuously accomplish.
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I was supposed to be women's lib, and now I'd exceeded it and gone over into international politics.
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You don't master your fear. You're not able to say, 'I'm not going to be scared.' But what you can do is say, 'OK, I'm very very scared, but I have to do this and this and this.'
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It's fun to just get out there and have a nice conversation when I'm running. To be honest, when I do longer runs, the trail that I like to run up in Malibu has mountain lions, so I always feel I want to run with someone else.
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Thankfully, it became clear to me that when I compete, I lose my connection to the passion I have for my work.
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Most people would identify with the fact that we tend to be defined by the struggles we came through than by the successes. And certainly for me that's true.
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The 'Kickin' It' set is so much fun, I find myself in a new adventure every week. I work with an amazing cast and crew.
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Superior and inferior wage one hundred battles a day.
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Since I was 15 years old I have dedicated my life to serving women.
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I like ground and pound; I don't know if it is like a technique or discipline. I like to be on the ground, but I don't necessarily go for submissions or anything.
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I like a full house because it's how I grew up. I'm one of six children.
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An attack upon our ability to tell stories is not just censorship - it is a crime against our nature as human beings.
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I don't fear death. But I don't like being dangled out there like a piece of meat on a fishing rod to it either. If I'm going to die, take me out now. Don't let me suffer. That's not exactly the way I wanted to go. I don't want to be in limbo, I don't want to know that I might die. The mights don't work with me. I'm too literal.
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Sometimes you want something really serious that makes you feel emotional and makes you think, and sometimes you do just want a pop song. What I love about Taylor Swift is that she offers both.
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Having an affair with an intern is just an incredibly stupid thing to do.
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They [twin beds] are the most stupid, the most perfidious, and the most dangerous invention in the world. Shame and a curse on who thought of them.
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Try out your ideas by visualizing them in action.
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I'm still stupid. I still do what I'm not supposed to do. Are you serious? I'm Jake 'The Snake,' man. I never claimed to be the sharpest knife in the drawer.