Phyllis Diller Quotes
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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Real luxury is having the time to read endless stories in bed with my children. And I get that all the time. I'm so blessed.
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The very important thing you should have is patience.
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Where there is righteousness in the heart, there is beauty in the character. When there is beauty in the character, there is harmony in the home. When there is harmony in the home, there is order in the nation. When there is order in the nation, there is peace in the world.
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I have been mislabeled as a big advocate of low-income home ownership over rental.
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I don't want to let the rest of this country drift into the abyss. I want to fight for it.
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Everywhere you hang your hat is home. Home is the bright cave under the hat.
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As a child I experienced firsthand the severe effects of poverty and illiteracy, especially upon women and children. My parents taught me the importance of education and that it was a key to improving an individual's life.
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Corruption is when a politician uses public funds to deliver pistachio ice cream to his home and transfer garden furniture to his Caesarea villa, then requesting that the expenses be covered for the water in his pool and fights to get a private jet.
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We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
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When I find someone who is worth it, I'll be nice and respect that person and put some time in.
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I always say that people should not rush to change religions. There is real value in finding the spiritual resources you need in your home religion.
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Fairytales were never really meant for children; they were meant as cautionary tales for teenagers on the verge of growing up.
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We write not only for children but also for their parents. They, too, are serious children.
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Common perceptions of female friendships are morning coffees discussing children, bags, periods and agreeing about the misdemeanours of men... mild, soft, nurturing relationships.
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I roll with bodyguards when I go back home to South Africa.
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There's an audience out there for all these different types of things. Whether it's comedy, motion-picture drama, family movie or a cool, cutting-edge indie, it's nice to know that I can span all those different genres.
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My favorite museums are things like the Frick Museum in New York and the Huntington Hartford in Pasadena where it's someone's home that you walk through.
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To a generation beaten down by skyrocketing unemployment, plunging retirement savings, and mounting home foreclosures, 'Mad Men' offers the schadenfreude-filled message that their predecessors were equally unhappy - and that the bleakness meter in American life has always been set on high.
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There's people making babies to my music. That's nice.
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A lot of my female fans discovered me through the passion I have for bettering myself. Not to say the dudes don't, but my female fan-base is based off women who want to do better.
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I am, uh... a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I'm a healthy size, I'm not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren't anorexic are punished... for not being anorexic.
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Include yourself in any reproof.
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.