Mason Cooley Quotes
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My passions have never jumped out of the fireplace and set fire to the carpet.
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In every death, a busy world comes to an end.
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Don’t milk the cow too hard. She will kick you.
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Why do we never expect dull people to be rascals?
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We are prepared for insults, but compliments leave us baffled.
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Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better.
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Events are called inevitable only after they have occurred.
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Preserving tradition has become a nice hobby, like stamp collecting.
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Never try to leap from a standstill.
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Flattery and insults raise the same question: What do you want?
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Wisdom remembers. Happiness forgets.
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Don't stare into a mirror when you are trying to solve a problem.
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Philosophy likes to keen common sense on the run.
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Poor but happy is not a phrase invented by a poor person.
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I see what you mean, but I do not think what you think.
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To be successful be ahead of your time, but only a little.
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The only peace is being out of earshot.
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The beloved is the ultimate fetish.
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Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge.
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A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats.