Matt Stone Quotes
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You can make fun of everything.
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I went to a couple Academy Awards parties and I was definitely like, 'Whoa, no one will talk to me.'
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We are entertainers. We're trying to entertain people.
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I've been to China and Russia, and I don't know anything about Chinese or Soviet relations.
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Even celebrities, most people have a sense of humor. Most of the people we meet who we've done on the show, like it.
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With religion I was always like, 'Does it matter if it's true if it makes you happy?'
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There are good characters and bad characters.
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The pride of the hipster food movement is sort of annoying, but it fascinates me.
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Do goofy stories make people nice? What if, in their goofiness, these stories somehow inspire that in the right way. Is that a social good?
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At this point, we've ripped on everyone.
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I would never want the show to be a Democrat show or Republican show, because for us the show's more important than that. It isn't for everybody else in the world, but it is for us.
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That decision to commit your life to certain principles and a certain narrative, if I wrote a paper on that, I know I'd find inconsistencies.
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I definitely think we get a lot of respect for what we do, but I definitely think that some people don't like us, which is fine.
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There's something uniquely aggravating about the smugness of liberal Hollywood.
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It is like football with coaches, like, 'We're only going to think about the next game.' It is really true, all you think is, 'Okay, we have to make a good next episode.'
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I may have my personal political thing, but we never wanted it to stain the show.
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
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We've been around long enough and have been to enough award shows to know that it is easy to lose to Phil Collins at any time.
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We're kind of like the smoking section in high school. We're immature, keep to ourselves.
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I'm concerned about people being happy.
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I just hate that Lucas... and it is not just Lucas, because everybody does it, where, boom, they get it out, and then there's a special edition for a movie that doesn't deserve a special edition.
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So a lot of our shows where even we think we've taken a very deliberate stand, liberals say, 'That's awesome, you took on the conservatives' same show and conservatives say 'That's awesome, you took on liberals.'
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We were the only ones interested in comedy. Everybody else wanted to be Martin Scorsese.
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Sometimes I wish I could get fired.