Janeane Garofalo Quotes
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Gossip is when you hear something you like about someone you don't.
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It's a massive consumer frustration around the world about how long they have to wait after the U.S. to see television shows and movies. In the U.S., there's the frustration of having to wait a year to watch a movie in the format that you choose.
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The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door. That's the only difference.
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I haven't been brought down because people are focused on who I'm dating, what I'm eating, or what handbag is the best handbag - that's so cheap to me. But if others want to open up about their personal lives, that is their choice. It's not for me to judge.
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I don't feel as if I belong to an age group.
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I would abolish the federal Department of Education and very quickly. People don't realize that the federal Department of Education gives each state 11 cents out of every school dollar that every state spends. But it comes with 15 cents worth of strings attached.
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I really try to get eight hours of sleep, and I really try not to go out after a Tuesday or Friday night show because I know I have a two-show day the following day.
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Nature herself has never attempted to effect great changes rapidly.
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My idea of an actor is to be different persons with different roles. Every time a script interests me, I look for interesting characters because I intend to completely transport myself into it. This happens only because I am a very greedy actor. I am not part of the rat race because I am living a dream.
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There are some things that I write that I know are personal in a way, or the gag is so obscure that it's just for me, and there's other things that could basically be for anybody or be anything, at least until the lyrics start to get written.
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I'm not looking for a 'yes' woman, but a strong person who knows when to be objective and when not to be.
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Well, I don't really concern myself too much with what other people make of my work.
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With 500 channels and the Internet available, you'd think a candidate could get the word out.
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'It's a Wonderful Life' was a mainstream Hollywood movie about faith, redemption, religion, and it was rated G.
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I was punished for blowing the whistle on my father's lifestyle.
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A man in debt is so far a slave.
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It fell into my lap. I grew up doing dance classes. And one day, a film production company contacted my dance school looking for background dancers. I wasn't looking for it. It just happened. And I found myself on set. And that was that.
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Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee.
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The peculiar foreign superstition that the English do not like love, the evidence being that they do not talk about it.
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There's nothing classic about what's around now. I am a bit old-school. There are some things that are never out of fashion because they just look good. But if you want classic style these days you have to get it made.
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I have a predilection for painting that lends joyousness to a wall.
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Roland Emmerich is a very interesting individual. He is more erudite and well-read than most of the people I know.
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Engineers are really good at labeling and branding things. If we had named Kentucky Fried Chicken, it would have been Hot Dead Birds.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
